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Colorado Rapids

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The Resume

    (1996- )
    Located in Denver, Colorado
    Play their home games at Mile High Stadium (1996-2000) and INVESCO Field (2001- )
    Team colors are blue, black, and white
    Notable Past and Current Players include Marcelo Balboa, Paul Bravo, Mark Chung, Joe Cannon, Chris Henderson, and Marcus Hehnemann

Why they might be annoying:

    They lost two MLS Championships (1997 MLS Cup and 1999 U.S. Open Cup).
    They lost their first game in a 3-0 shutout to the Kansas City Wiz.
    They play a sport that is not very popular in the United States.
    They have never sold out a game, and they have some of the worst attendance in the MLS.
    Their mascot is a giant, creepy blue thing (see photo).
    They will always be overshadowed by the Broncos.

Why they might not be annoying:

    They are one of the original MLS teams.
    They constantly make the playoffs.
    They are one of many teams who are planning a soccer-specific stadium.
    They are one of the few MLS teams whose name actually makes sense for the city they play in.

Credit: Rocky


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 17 Votes: 35.29% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 23 Votes: 65.22% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 25 Votes: 72.00% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 34 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 80 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 123 Votes: 65.04% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 80 Votes: 53.75% Annoying