The Resume

(May 8, 1953- )
Birth name is Alexander Arthur Van Halen
Recorded with Van Halen 'Van Halen,' 'Van Halen II,' 'Women And Children First,' 'Fair Warning,' 'Diver Down,' '1984,' '5150,' 'OU812,' 'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge,' 'Top of the World,' 'Dreams,' 'Not Enough,' 'Can't Stop Loving You,' 'Balance' and 'Van Halen 3'
Older brother of Eddie Van Halen

Why he might be annoying:

Originally, his parents bought him a guitar and his brother, Eddie, a drum kit. After a few months, they decided to switch instruments.
In terms of respect, his brother is often considered the greatest guitar player of the 80's while he is overlooked.
He's divorced.
He gels up his hair.
He was a boring interview when on the Howard Stern Show.
His wife's name is Stine.

Why he might not be annoying:

He learned how to play the piano and the clarinet at an early age.
He doesn't mind being second banana to his younger brother.
He was influenced by Keith Moon and John Bonham.
In his day, he used to tour with one of the largest drum kits, which lead to some interesting drum solos during concerts.

Credit: His Name is Robert

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Asian Hunks
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [May] (Ranked: 5081953)
• Drummers
• Gel Heads
• Got Milk Advertisers
• His Name is Robert's Profiles [Series 4]
• Howard Stern's E! Show
• I Live in My Sibling's Shadow
• I Skipped My Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony (Ranked: 2007)
• I'm Dutch
• Lemon Creams [Asian/Caucasian]
• Look at Me, I'm a Man in Shades
• Musicians Who Appear on Guitar Hero
• My Band, My Name (Ranked: 1)
• Profiles 10251-10500 (Ranked: 10381)
• Van Halen
• Vehicle Names

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 107 Votes: 57.94% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 59 Votes: 45.76% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 35 Votes: 34.29% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 9 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 23 Votes: 60.87% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 34 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 31 Votes: 48.39% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 51 Votes: 45.10% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 81 Votes: 50.62% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 153 Votes: 48.37% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 235 Votes: 54.89% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 377 Votes: 49.87% Annoying