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Kyle Gober

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TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

Why she might be annoying:

    She was shocked to learn that half the field for the season was British (‘wait, is this a joke right now?’)
    Despite her portrayal at the 3-D shoot, she came second to Seymone’s so-so portrayal.
    In a confessional together, Ashley and Sophie mocked her face shape as similar to Tyra’s (only with less cheekbone).
    Someone had to make the predictable ‘I’m not here to make friends’ and ‘This is a competition’ spiels.
    Following the presentation of her As Seen on ANTM plug of ‘crispy fresh’ breath mints (compared to ‘toast with no butter’ by Annaliese), the hideous feedback from her fellows fueled her urge to quit and return to her studies.
    What was with that Wilma Flintstone bun at the maple syrup photo shoot?
    She struggled mightily at the Tooch-themed video clip shoot for Team USA (Mister Jay called it ‘huge question mark on your face’).
    Thanks to her nearly nonexistent behind, she was the only contestant at the centerpiece photo shoot to have a ‘training tooch.’
    According to one of Annaliese’s YouTube blogs (featuring Ashley), she was one of three competitors whose real first name was ‘Ashley’ — the last one being Az.

Why she might not be annoying:

    Imagine Kathy Griffin with a few more inches and a little more monotone.
    As her cycle aired, she announced that she had to put modeling temporarily on hold as she and her fiance were having a baby.
    Her Andy Warhol portrayal at the 3-D photo shoot was described as dynamic.
    She admitted her favorite moment in the competition was meeting Kris Jenner and her daughters Kendall and Kylie for the Dolls photo shoot.
    Good thing she decided not to quit after all (much to Candace’s disgust, for starters) — she scored the bronze at the hot-rod photo shoot.
    She was the only American competitor picked by the focus group in the As Seen on ANTM challenge (though Eboni answered, ‘I’m not buyin’).
    Guest judge Beverly Johnson said of her final maple syrup photo, ‘You have my old waistline.’
    The night after AzMarie’s elimination, she and Seymone held a private ‘potato party’ (potato salad in their bunker).
    She managed to complete her portion of the U.S. team’s anti-bullying PSA with some two takes.
    Her elimination broke the (ahem) cycle of alternation between British and American contestants.

Credit: Cool It All Right? & Battyx3


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 29 Votes: 96.55% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying