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Andreas Lubitz

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The Resume

    (December 18, 1987-March 24, 2015)
    Born in Neuburg an der Donau, Bavaria, Germany
    Birth name was Andreas Günter Lubitz
    Pilot for Lufthansa International Airlines
    Crashed Germanwings Flight 9525 into the French Alps, instantly killing himself along with all 149 passengers on board (March 24, 2015)

Why he might be annoying:

    He was treated for suicidal tendencies.
    He took months' time out of his Lufthansa training period, citing 'severe depression.'
    Even though his actions likely weren't politically/ideologically motivated, he has brought on inevitable comparisons with the 9/11 hijackers.
    He deliberately sacrificed 150 innocent passengers to his own mental and emotional 'insecurities' (including 16 high schoolers).
    He started out as a flight attendant and only had 630 flight hours to his credit (which many have since deemed insufficient for a co-pilot to be flying alone).
    His flying club, LSC Westerwald, elicited a condolence after it became clear he was the pilot on the crashed plane, only to retract it when they learned he had probably murdered the passengers.
    Investigators debated what the hell the 'existing illness' was that was mentioned in his medical records, whether it was a form of depression, schizophrenia, or if he was just 'flat out crazy.'
    Investigators yielded evidence that he was concealing a disqualifying mental illness from his employers and had torn up sick notes stating that he was unable to work.
    His ex-girlfriend attested to him telling her that someday he would 'do something that the world would remember'....
    He was allegedly pushed over the edge when his fiancée broke up with him over the phone, telling him that she planned to move out of the apartment that they shared.
    Both his ex-girlfriend and his fiancée described him as controlling, possessive, and prone to bouts of anger and mood swings, bordering on abusive.
    He was extravagant; compensating for his abusive tendencies with expensive gifts (case in point, he had ordered two Audis to be delivered to his residence; one for him and one for his fiancée).
    Michele Bachmann pissed off virtually everyone by comparing him to President Obama as a means to slam his negotiations with Iran (Apr. 2, 2015).

Why he might not be annoying:

    His last name sounds like 'Lubitsch'.
    He was initially overjoyed to learn that his fiancée was pregnant with their child.
    His first boss described him as 'dependable and inconspicuous.'
    He met his fiancée while working at Burger King.
    His monstrous actions brought forth many individuals suffering from depression to make clear that the symptoms of depression rarely bring on this kind of violent action.
    He scared the European Union and International Airlines throughout Europe into implementing regulations mandating the cockpit to have two authorized personnel in the cockpit at all times.

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 20 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 16 Votes: 93.75% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 19 Votes: 36.84% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 10 Votes: 30.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 25 Votes: 64.00% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 255 Votes: 61.96% Annoying