The Resume

(May 6, 1980- )
Winner of Three Olympic Gold Medals (1996, (2) 2000)
Holds the Olympic Record in the 800m freestyle
World Champion in the 800m freestyle (1998)
Double gold medalist at the Pan Pacific Games (800m and 1500m Freestyle, 1997)

Why she might be annoying:

Her first gold medal in the 800m freestyle was greatly overshadowed by the fact it was Janet Evans' last race.
She has numerous pets, including a pot-bellied pig, a wallaby, several horses and a donkey.

Why she might not be annoying:

Her very supportive grandfather died shortly before she won her first gold medal.
She appeared on the cover of a Wheaties Box (2000).

Credit: Whiff Boy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Horse Owners
• I Got a Potbellied Pig
• Look at Me, I Got My Hands Up
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Swim Cap
• My Name is H20
• Profiles 4001-4250 (Ranked: 4048)
• Swimmers
• Whiff Boy's Profiles [Series 1]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 122 Votes: 54.10% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 10 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 11 Votes: 27.27% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 8 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 70 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 20 Votes: 45.00% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 77 Votes: 37.66% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 76 Votes: 46.05% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 130 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 108 Votes: 40.74% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 205 Votes: 47.80% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 386 Votes: 59.07% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 604 Votes: 46.52% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 1089 Votes: 49.13% Annoying