The Resume

(December 30, 1982- )
Raised in Falls City, Nebraska
Sentenced to 18-30 months in prison for statutory rape (February 2006)

Why he might be annoying:

He had sex with a 13 year old girl.
He named his daughter Samarra after a character in 'The Ring.'
He cried when he received his prison sentence.
He admitted that he had trouble developing intimate relationships with girls his own age.
He wore a Nascar tie to his trial.
He allegedly married his wife to avoid statutory rape charges.
He looks like Eminem.

Why he might not be annoying:

When he found out she was pregnant, he married her.
They married in Kansas where the legal age to get married is 12.
His case is an example for aspiring pedophiles.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Alleged Kid Lovers
• I Became a Dad in 2005
• I Married in 2005
• I Met My Future Wife When She was Just a Kid
• Look at Me, I'm Smooching
• Profiles 17751-18000 (Ranked: 17938)
• Rapists [Alleged or Convicted]
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 02]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 103 Votes: 67.96% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 101 Votes: 49.50% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 30 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 23 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 18 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 20 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 18 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 48 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 64 Votes: 60.94% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 57 Votes: 68.42% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 50 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 144 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 224 Votes: 75.00% Annoying