The Resume

(July 356 BC-June 11, 323 BC)
King of Macedonia and Greece (336 BC-323 BC)
Conquered an area stretching from Egypt to India

Why he might be annoying:

He rode around the battlefield wearing glistening armor and a feathery hat.
He named over seventy cities after himself.
He killed people during his drunken tantrums.
He kept three wives, two mistresses and a gay lover (lonely the man was not).

Why he might not be annoying:

No general has ever matched his military exploits.
He defeated armies which vastly outnumbered his own.
He ruled the known world at an age (33) most people nowadays are still paying off their student loans.
He tried to be tolerant of the non-Greek cultures he brutally conquered.
The Greek philosopher Aristotle was his mentor.
He died young.
He was left handed.

Credit: JinnFiend

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• A City is Named in My Honor
• Allegedly Gay Men
• Ancient Times
• Ancient Times: Greece
• Beekeepers
• Bisexuals
• Civilization [Video Game Series]
• Dante Saw Me in Hell (Ranked: 7)
• Entertainment Weekly's It List [2003]
• Epic Rap Battles of History [Complete] (Ranked: 5)
• Epic Rap Battles of History [Season 5] (Ranked: 6)
• Fear of Cats - Aelurophobic
• Figures in Raphael's School of Athens Painting [1509-1511]
• Generals and Admirals
• Greek Royalty
• I Accidentally Killed Someone
• I Adopted a Child
• I am Albanian
• I am Left Handed - Male [A-G]
• I Died in My 30s (Ranked: 32)
• I Got Gout
• I Have Epilepsy
• I Married Outside My Race
• I was Adopted or Orphaned
• I was Falsely Reported Dead
• I Was Voted the Greatest Person From My Country (Ranked: 10)
• JinnFiend's Profiles
• Life Magazine's 100 People Who Changed the World [2010] (Ranked: 15)
• Look at me, I'm Busted
• Look at Me, My Picture Is Art
• Monarchs, Royalty and Nobles
• My Name is a Mixed Drink
• Oliver Stone's Bio-Pics
• Profiles 4751-5000 (Ranked: 4809)
• Religion's 100 Most Influential People (Ranked: 33)
• Supersized Egos

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 175 Votes: 50.29% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 625 Votes: 48.16% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 117 Votes: 48.72% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 88 Votes: 51.14% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 238 Votes: 53.36% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 81 Votes: 56.79% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 106 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 129 Votes: 52.71% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 31 Votes: 51.61% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 19 Votes: 47.37% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 42 Votes: 54.76% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 54 Votes: 37.04% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 64 Votes: 46.88% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 111 Votes: 51.35% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 343 Votes: 41.98% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 428 Votes: 60.98% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 497 Votes: 47.89% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 870 Votes: 42.76% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 855 Votes: 43.39% Annoying