Boston Phoenix's 100 Unsexiest Men in the World [April 2009]

Sexiest Males

Barack Obama represents his cabinet choices Missing: * Michael Kamrava (9) * Detroit Auto Executives (10) * Ron Prentice (31) * Girl Talk (32) * Raffaello Follieri (36) * Lang Lang (38) * Ron Christie (44) * John Thain (50) * Bishop Richard Williamson (51) * Jonah Goldberg (56) * Lehman Brothers Bankers (63) * Mark Halperin (64) * MC Frontalot (72) * Darryl McCauley (74) * Clark Rockefeller (77) * Keith Jardine (82) * Rick Santelli (85) * Peter Ishkhans (86) * Marko Jaric (95) * Sean Delonas (96) * Toby Young (97) * Dan Deacon (99)

This Category is Ranked. Sort by Ranking Based on Votes by clicking on Vote Ranking. Sort by the Collection's Ranking by clicking on List Ranking.

Vote RankingList Ranking  

55

1

Rush Limbaugh

Radio Personality

35.11% (112 of 319 votes)

34

2

Chris Brown

Vocalist

60.90% (81 of 133 votes)

66

3

Bernard 'Bernie' Madoff

Outlaw

30.60% (41 of 134 votes)

50

4

Alex Rodriguez

Baseball Player

43.75% (7 of 16 votes)

41

5

Rod Blagojevich

U.S. Governor

52.59% (71 of 135 votes)

81

6

Adam Lambert

Vocalist

0% (0 of 1 votes)

76

7

Jim Cramer

TV Personality

0% (0 of 0 votes)

63

8

Christian Bale

Actor

31.51% (23 of 73 votes)

69

11

Bobby Jindal

U.S. Governor

18.42% (7 of 38 votes)

27

12

Robert Smith (Vocalist)

Vocalist

66.67% (4 of 6 votes)

25

13

Joaquin Phoenix

Actor

77.78% (7 of 9 votes)

7

14

Levi Johnston

Celebrity's Relative

100% (1 of 1 votes)

28

15

Andrew 'Dice' Clay

Comedian

66.67% (12 of 18 votes)

79

16

Plaxico Burress

Football Player

0% (0 of 0 votes)

84

17

Steve Wozniak

Computer Tech

0% (0 of 0 votes)

8

18

Joe Wurzelbacher

Entrepreneur

100% (1 of 1 votes)

86

19

Judd Apatow

Filmmaker

0% (0 of 1 votes)

70

20

John Edwards

U.S. Senator

5.71% (2 of 35 votes)

6

21

Jason Mesnick

TV Reality Show Contestant

100% (3 of 3 votes)

38

22

Jimmy Fallon

Comedian

57.89% (55 of 95 votes)

59

23

Bret Michaels

Vocalist

32.67% (33 of 101 votes)

32

24

Rick Warren

Religious Figure

63.64% (7 of 11 votes)

47

25

Kevin Youkilis

Baseball Player

50.0% (2 of 4 votes)

58

25

Dustin Pedroia

Baseball Player

33.33% (1 of 3 votes)

5

26

Vince Offer (ShamWow Guy)

Infomercial Personality

100% (1 of 1 votes)

52

27

Michael S. Steele

Politician

42.11% (96 of 228 votes)

71

28

Kevin James

Comedian

0% (0 of 2 votes)

42

29

Michael Phelps

Swimmer

51.16% (22 of 43 votes)

88

30

Eric Violette

Advertising Icon

0% (0 of 0 votes)

78

33

Tyler Perry

Actor

0% (0 of 1 votes)

20

34

Chris Matthews

Commentator

95.24% (20 of 21 votes)

67

35

Lil' Wayne

Vocalist

27.27% (12 of 44 votes)

12

37

John Mayer

Musician

100% (1 of 1 votes)

30

39

Jim Bob Duggar

Oddity

65.00% (156 of 240 votes)

45

40

Mickey Rourke

Actor

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

40

41

Warren Jeffs

Religious Figure

54.55% (12 of 22 votes)

56

42

Matthew Broderick

Actor

33.33% (1 of 3 votes)

57

43

Denis Leary

Comedian

33.33% (5 of 15 votes)

68

45

Jack Black

Actor

22.73% (5 of 22 votes)

85

46

Harry Connick, Jr.

Vocalist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

23

47

Pete Wentz

Musician

83.33% (5 of 6 votes)

80

48

Roland Burris

Politician

0% (0 of 0 votes)

65

49

Kid Rock

Vocalist

30.72% (106 of 345 votes)

24

51

Richard Williamson

Religious Figure

83.33% (5 of 6 votes)

60

52

Bruce Springsteen

Vocalist

32.24% (49 of 152 votes)

36

53

Barack Obama

U.S. President

59.47% (4725 of 7945 votes)

17

54

Bill Richardson

U.S. Governor

100% (5 of 5 votes)

43

54

Tom Daschle

U.S. Senator

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

14

55

Richard Johnson (Gossip)

Commentator

100% (1 of 1 votes)

19

56

Jonah Goldberg

Commentator

100% (3 of 3 votes)

9

57

Ray-J

Vocalist

100% (16 of 16 votes)

15

58

Omar Al-Bashir

World Leader

100% (9 of 9 votes)

31

59

Hugh Jackman

Actor

64.00% (16 of 25 votes)

33

60

Kanye West

Vocalist

61.07% (4286 of 7018 votes)

64

61

Dick Cheney

U.S. Vice President

30.77% (64 of 208 votes)

22

62

Jim Norton

Comedian

83.33% (10 of 12 votes)

1

63

Lehman Brothers

Corporation

100% (2 of 2 votes)

2

64

Mark Halperin

Commentator

100% (1 of 1 votes)

13

65

Manny Ramirez

Baseball Player

100% (2 of 2 votes)

35

66

Hugh Hefner

Publisher

60.26% (47 of 78 votes)

72

67

Billy Corgan

Musician

0% (0 of 8 votes)

77

68

David Zucker

Filmmaker

0% (0 of 0 votes)

11

69

Sean Penn

Actor

100% (8 of 8 votes)

73

69

Hugo Chavez

Politician

0% (0 of 0 votes)

49

70

Boy George

Vocalist

48.00% (12 of 25 votes)

61

71

John McCain

U.S. Senator

32.10% (26 of 81 votes)

82

72

MC Frontalot

Vocalist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

10

73

Robert Mugabe

World Leader

100% (3 of 3 votes)

46

75

M.C. Hammer

Vocalist

50.0% (2 of 4 votes)

29

76

Guy Fieri

Chef

66.67% (2 of 3 votes)

18

77

Christian Gerhartsreiter

Murderer

100% (1 of 1 votes)

53

78

Chris Martin

Vocalist

40.70% (35 of 86 votes)

3

79

Carlos Slim

Entrepreneur

100% (1 of 1 votes)

26

80

Shia LaBeouf

Actor

69.57% (16 of 23 votes)

87

81

David Paterson

U.S. Governor

0% (0 of 0 votes)

75

83

Rod Brind'Amour

Hockey Player

0% (0 of 0 votes)

54

84

Common

Musician

37.50% (21 of 56 votes)

44

87

Don Cornelius

TV Personality

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

39

88

Curt Schilling

Baseball Player

55.56% (5 of 9 votes)

16

89

Greg Behrendt

Comedian

100% (2 of 2 votes)

62

90

New Kids on the Block

Vocalists

31.75% (67 of 211 votes)

48

91

George W. Bush

U.S. President

49.85% (164 of 329 votes)

4

92

Rick Ross

Musician

100% (1 of 1 votes)

51

93

Russell Brand

Comedian

42.67% (32 of 75 votes)

37

94

John Boehner

U.S. Congressman

59.26% (48 of 81 votes)

83

94

Eric Cantor

U.S. Congressman

0% (0 of 0 votes)

74

98

Patton Oswalt

Comedian

0% (0 of 5 votes)

21

100

Robert Pattinson

Actor

87.50% (7 of 8 votes)