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Sabine Lisicki

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Tennis Player

The Resume

    (September 22, 1989- )
    Born in Troisdorf, Germany
    Based in Brandenton, Florida
    Began ITF Circuit in 2004
    Women’s Tennis Association member (2005– )

Why she might be annoying:

    She has no professional coaching.
    Her teeth.
    Her favorite book is the Lance Armstrong autobiography.
    A match point away from beating the number three seed in the second round of the 2011 French Open, she suffered an injury that led to an eight-minute pause (she never recovered).

Why she might not be annoying:

    She is a second-generation Pole and fluent in German and Polish.
    Her father introduced her to tennis at a club after school (she was seven).
    Despite her soft-looking Kournikova anatomy, she hardly plays like her.
    She idolizes Steffi Graf.
    Across the board, 2009 was her best tennis year (ranked 22nd in singles and 137th in doubles).
    She is good to her fans, particularly those who use Twitter.

Credit: Cool It All Right?


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 10 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 24 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 11 Votes: 81.82% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 12 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 37 Votes: 56.76% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 28 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 27 Votes: 48.15% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 96 Votes: 60.42% Annoying