Boston Phoenix's 100 Unsexiest Men in the World [April 2008]

Sexiest Males

Google represents co-founders Sergei Brin (68) and Larry Page (69) *** Missing: Tim Heidecker (61) * Chuck Klosterman (74) * Sam Lutfi (13) * Craig Newmark (58) * Quagmire from 'Family Guy' (97) * Craig Romney (34) * Tagg Romney (33) * Eric Wareheim (62) * Jerry Yang (99)

This Category is Ranked. Sort by Ranking Based on Votes by clicking on Vote Ranking. Sort by the Collection's Ranking by clicking on List Ranking.

Vote RankingList Ranking  

36

1

Roger Clemens

Baseball Player

57.26% (355 of 620 votes)

13

2

Spencer Pratt

TV Personality

100% (36 of 36 votes)

67

3

Larry Craig

U.S. Senator

50.0% (8 of 16 votes)

60

4

Tom Cruise

Actor

52.65% (129 of 245 votes)

70

5

Lou Dobbs

Commentator

35.29% (6 of 17 votes)

16

6

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

World Leader

90.0% (9 of 10 votes)

46

7

Ryan Seacrest

TV Personality

55.56% (35 of 63 votes)

31

8

Dr. Phil (McGraw)

Doctor

65.13% (917 of 1408 votes)

22

9

Eliot Spitzer

U.S. Governor

80.0% (4 of 5 votes)

45

10

Perez Hilton

Commentator

55.76% (92 of 165 votes)

34

11

Bill Belichick

Football Coach

61.94% (646 of 1043 votes)

9

12

John Gibson

Commentator

100% (2 of 2 votes)

56

14

John McCain

U.S. Senator

53.82% (141 of 262 votes)

32

15

Harrison Ford

Actor

62.59% (905 of 1446 votes)

85

16

Adam 'Pacman' Jones (NFL)

Football Player

0% (0 of 0 votes)

21

17

Andrew Meyer

Student

83.33% (5 of 6 votes)

64

18

Rupert Murdoch

Entrepreneur

50.38% (199 of 395 votes)

49

19

Don Imus

Radio Personality

55.13% (43 of 78 votes)

23

20

Kevin Jonas

Musician

80.0% (4 of 5 votes)

71

21

Alberto Gonzales

U.S. Attorney General

33.33% (1 of 3 votes)

86

22

Jeff Conaway

Actor

0% (0 of 1 votes)

20

23

Isiah Thomas

Basketball Player

84.85% (28 of 33 votes)

65

24

Mike Wallace

Commentator

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

4

25

Matt Drudge

Internet Personality

100% (1 of 1 votes)

7

26

Larry the Cable Guy

Comedian

100% (17 of 17 votes)

40

27

Eli Manning

Football Player

56.94% (357 of 627 votes)

59

28

Donald Trump, Jr.

Celebrity's Relative

52.93% (812 of 1534 votes)

68

29

Mitt Romney

U.S. Senator

43.75% (70 of 160 votes)

57

30

Will Ferrell

Comedian

53.42% (117 of 219 votes)

33

31

Chris Crocker

Internet Personality

62.50% (10 of 16 votes)

88

32

Eric Mangini

Football Coach

0% (0 of 0 votes)

69

35

Zac Efron

Actor

40.0% (12 of 30 votes)

89

36

Larry Birkhead

Photographer

0% (0 of 1 votes)

78

37

Ralph Nader

Advocate

20.0% (1 of 5 votes)

63

38

Hulk Hogan

Wrestler

52.46% (32 of 61 votes)

50

39

Chuck Norris

Actor

55.10% (27 of 49 votes)

72

40

Bret Michaels

Vocalist

33.33% (3 of 9 votes)

48

41

Bill Clinton

U.S. President

55.24% (390 of 706 votes)

18

42

Gene Simmons

Vocalist

85.71% (6 of 7 votes)

5

43

Matt Lauer

Commentator

100% (4 of 4 votes)

83

44

Jim McGreevey

U.S. Governor

0% (0 of 0 votes)

41

45

Soulja Boy

Musician

56.74% (261 of 460 votes)

66

46

Brody Jenner

TV Reality Show Contestant

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

12

47

Brian McNamee

Athlete

100% (1 of 1 votes)

47

48

Dane Cook

Comedian

55.56% (5 of 9 votes)

91

49

Robert Jarvik

Inventor

0% (0 of 1 votes)

42

50

Mark Zuckerberg

Entrepreneur

56.07% (134 of 239 votes)

75

51

DMX

Vocalist

25.00% (1 of 4 votes)

6

52

Criss Angel

Magician

100% (1 of 1 votes)

39

53

Michael Vick

Football Player

57.01% (126 of 221 votes)

79

54

Billy Ray Cyrus

Vocalist

12.82% (5 of 39 votes)

54

55

Mel Gibson

Actor

54.05% (160 of 296 votes)

3

56

Fred Phelps

Religious Figure

100% (16 of 16 votes)

2

57

Judah Friedlander

Comedian

100% (1 of 1 votes)

82

59

Christopher Hitchens

Commentator

0% (0 of 3 votes)

1

60

Pete Wentz

Musician

100% (1 of 1 votes)

62

63

Eddie Murphy

Comedian

52.61% (252 of 479 votes)

29

64

Chris Daughtry

Vocalist

66.67% (4 of 6 votes)

15

65

William Kristol

Commentator

92.86% (13 of 14 votes)

53

66

Rudy Giuliani

Mayor

54.36% (293 of 539 votes)

90

67

Tim Donaghy

Sports Executive

0% (0 of 0 votes)

38

68

Google

Internet Website

57.10% (189 of 331 votes)

37

69

Google

Internet Website

57.10% (189 of 331 votes)

61

70

Mr. (Richard) Blackwell

Designer

52.65% (129 of 245 votes)

73

71

Paul Wight (Big Show)

Wrestler

33.33% (1 of 3 votes)

74

72

Sylvester Stallone

Actor

33.33% (1 of 3 votes)

77

73

Mercury Morris

Football Player

25.00% (1 of 4 votes)

58

75

George W. Bush

U.S. President

53.17% (109 of 205 votes)

14

76

Joel Osteen

Televangelist

93.33% (14 of 15 votes)

51

77

Rob Schneider

Actor

54.88% (45 of 82 votes)

19

78

Christian Siriano

Designer

85.71% (6 of 7 votes)

28

79

Arlen Specter

U.S. Senator

66.67% (2 of 3 votes)

25

80

Brian Posehn

Comedian

75.00% (9 of 12 votes)

43

81

Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner

Athlete

55.84% (665 of 1191 votes)

55

82

Michael Jackson (Vocalist)

Vocalist

53.98% (190 of 352 votes)

17

83

Woody Allen

Comedian

87.50% (14 of 16 votes)

87

84

Blake Fielder-Civil

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 1 votes)

81

85

Jeff Foxworthy

Comedian

0% (0 of 1 votes)

24

86

Khalid Shaikh Mohammed

Terrorist

76.19% (16 of 21 votes)

10

87

Andrew Speaker

Attorney

100% (1 of 1 votes)

80

88

Larry Bird

Basketball Player

5.13% (2 of 39 votes)

30

89

Henry Waxman

U.S. Congressman

66.67% (10 of 15 votes)

76

90

Keith Urban

Vocalist

25.00% (2 of 8 votes)

8

91

Jim Cramer

TV Personality

100% (7 of 7 votes)

11

92

Adnan Ghalib

Photographer

100% (1 of 1 votes)

84

93

Nicolas Sarkozy

Politician

0% (0 of 0 votes)

26

94

Mike Huckabee

U.S. Governor

70.83% (17 of 24 votes)

52

95

Drew Carey

Comedian

54.49% (85 of 156 votes)

35

96

Tony Kornheiser

Sportscaster

58.33% (70 of 120 votes)

44

98

Eminem

Vocalist

55.81% (72 of 129 votes)

27

100

Tom Brady

Football Player

69.84% (873 of 1250 votes)