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Joe Don Morton

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The Resume

    (August 4, 1970- )
    Raised in Scottsdale, Arizona
    Based in Fairbanks, Alaska
    Smoke jumper (wilderness firefighter)
    First ‘Captain of the Ship’ and seventh castoff on Pirate Master

Why he might be annoying:

    A broken ankle prevented him from making the cut for Survivor: Guatemala.
    He has a helium voice.
    As the first Captain of the Ship, he angered almost everyone (especially John and Louie).
    When threatened with the loss of the crew’s compasses, he told John, ‘I don’t need the compasses and I don’t need you.’
    Nessa referred to him as a ‘filthy animal.’

Why he might not be annoying:

    He trained at the Search and Rescue Swimmer School in the U.S. Navy.
    He built a cabin on a ten-acre stretch of land he bought in Alaska.
    Just prior to being cut adrift, John tested his directional skills (it was cloudy, with a waning moon). He asked which way ‘north’ was and stumped him.
    Once relieved of his captainship, he viewed the outfits as more of a curse than a blessing.
    In response to the ‘Triad’ reign (Azmyth, Ben, Jay), he joked about having an all-female captainship.
    He and Louie bonded over a mutual concern about the Triad.
    He made two successful, if unnecessary, bids on the Royal Pardon — $7,000 at Cheryl’s departure and $12,000 at Joy’s. He was cut adrift when he was forced to resell the Royal Pardon.
    Just before being cut adrift, he shared a big wet kiss with Nessa.

Credit: Cool It All Right?


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 14 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 18 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 12 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 14 Votes: 92.86% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 59 Votes: 67.80% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 68 Votes: 45.59% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 77 Votes: 33.77% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 234 Votes: 44.02% Annoying