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Karen Morton

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The Resume

    (October 10, 1958-January 11, 2014)
    Born in Palmdale, California
    Porn model most well known for appearing as 'Jenny' in Tommy Tutone's music video for their hit song, 867-5309/Jenny
    Appeared as Playboy's Playmate of the Month for July 1978
    Cousin of Elaine Morton, Playboy's Playmate of the Month for June 1970
    Measurement: five foot six, 95 lbs, 32B 22 32
    Had brief appearances in the movie, History of the World Part 1 and on the TV series, Pink Lady and Jeff

Why she might be annoying:

    Her most significant accomplishments in life were appearing in a porn rag and in a music video for a one hit wonder.
    With a 32B, she reportedly had the smallest bust of any Playboy Playmate ever.
    She had a crush growing up on the waaay older Clint Eastwood.
    She married young and divorced.
    She always appeared in public with heavy makeup and dyed her hair.
    She hugely exaggerated her modeling and acting career.
    She gave only one interview her entire life.

Why she might not be annoying:

    After a valiant ten year struggle, she died of Stevens-Johnson Syndrome, a painful and horribly disfiguring disease.
    The disease was allowed to spread when the emergency room physician (on his first day on the job) misdiagnosed her and sent her home untreated. She later lost her malpractice lawsuit against him and the hospital.
    She danced on the Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour while still in high school.
    After appearing in the Tommy Tutone video, she was followed by a stalker who followed her for years despite repeated arrests.
    She was a huge rock n roll fan, naming Led Zepplin, The Knack, and Billy Idol as favorites.
    She is not known to have ever moved into the Playboy Mansion or become part of the Playboy 'scene' and never appeared in any Playboy videos.

Credit: tom_jeffords


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 74 Votes: 43.24% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 46 Votes: 45.65% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 20 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 99 Votes: 43.43% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 23 Votes: 56.52% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 66 Votes: 46.97% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 39 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 95 Votes: 84.21% Annoying