The Resume

(April 13, 1976- )
Born in Clifton, Texas
Drafted 79th overall by the New York Giants in the 1999 NFL Draft
Tight end for the New York Giants (1999-2002), Dallas Cowboys (2003-05), Detroit Lions (2006-08) and the New Orleans Saints (2009)
Coaching intern for the Miami Dolphins (2010)
Tight ends coach for the Miami Dolphins (2011-15) and the New Orleans Saints (2016-20)
Interim head coach for the Miami Dolphins (2015)
Head coach for the Detroit Lions

Why he might be annoying:

He looks like a Jeff Bridges doppelganger, which earned him the nickname 'The Dude.'
His playing career was marred by injuries.
His tenure with the Saints was forgotten, due to the fact he missed the entire 2009 season due to injuries, and was ineligible to win a Super Bowl ring as a result.
He orders two venti coffees with two espresso shots in each of them from Starbucks as part of his morning routine.
His introductory press conference as Lions head coach was remembered for him saying bizarre things about getting kicked in the teeth and biting off knee caps.
He frequently uses profanities in his press conferences.
He was a member of the Lions team that went 0-16 in 2008 and went winless in his first seven games as the team's head coach.

Why he might not be annoying:

He played both the tight end and tailback positions at Texas A&M University.
He was a member of the Giants team that played in Super Bowl XXXV (2000).
He was the main blocker for the Giants during the 2001 season, in which Kerry Collins and Tiki Barber posted career highs in various offensive categories.
He served as a valuable mentor to the younger players during his tenure with the Cowboys.
He posted a respectable 5-7 record as the Dolphins interim head coach, following the firing of Joe Philbin.
He is honest and isn't afraid to speak his mind on certain subjects, which was in contrast to his predecessor Matt Patricia.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• AC/DC
• Dallas Cowboys
• Detroit Lions
• Football Players
• I am a Texan
• I Attended Texas A&M
• Just a Dollar Short [People who Just Missed]
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• Miami Dolphins
• New Orleans Saints
• New York Giants
• Profiles 53001-53250 (Ranked: 53186)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 34]
• Sport Coaches/Managers

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying