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Jared Lorenzen

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Football Player

The Resume

    (February 14, 1981-July 3, 2019)
    Born in Covington, Kentucky
    Attended the University of Kentucky (2000-03)
    Quarterback for the New York Giants (2004-07), Kentucky Horsemen (2009), Northern Kentucky River Monsters (2011, 2014) and the Owensboro Rage (2013)
    Super Bowl XLII champion (2007)

Why he might be annoying:

    He struggled with weight issues throughout his career, and weighed over 500 lbs at his heaviest.
    He was nicknamed 'The Hefty Lefty' by football pundits.
    He declined an assignment to play in NFL Europe during his first couple NFL seasons.
    His tenure in the NFL was remembered for failing to record a first down during a game in which he relieved an injured Eli Manning.
    He failed to crack the Colts roster as Peyton Manning's backup after being released by the Giants.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He surpassed many of Tim Couch's offensive records at the University of Kentucky.
    He earned a Super Bowl ring as Eli's backup with the Giants (2007).
    He revived his football career in the indoor football leagues, following his release from the Giants and Colts.
    He was a letterman in baseball, basketball and football in high school.
    He was a recurring guest on 'Kentucky Sports Radio' during college football season.

Credit: Ricky


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 18 Votes: 11.11% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 14 Votes: 78.57% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 117 Votes: 57.26% Annoying