The Resume

(November 8, 1929-August 8, 2021)
Head coach of Howard (now Samford), West Virginia and FSU
All time wins leader in major college football
Two National championships (1993, 99)

Why he might be annoying:

His team put a statue outside the stadium while he was still coaching.
Some say he looks away from his players' legal troubles.
Some said he 'couldn't win the big one.'
He doesn't coach as much as he used to.
It seems that he is cursed versus the University of Miami.
He wears ugly sunglasses and hats.
He says 'Dadgummit' instead of cursing.

Why he might not be annoying:

He has the most wins of any major college head coach.
He has been at the same job since 1976.
He has been married to the same woman for over 50 years.
He has 6 children and 21 grandchildren.
He built FSU from nothing to a powerhouse.
He turned down many job offers from colleges and pro teams.
He has a down-home folksy humor.
He stands by his players.

Credit: Lvpantin

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Donald Trump for President Supporters and Endorsers [2020]
• ESPN's Who's #1 Top 25 Best Coaches of the ESPN Era (Ranked: 21)
• I Died in 2021 (Ranked: 91)
• Liberty University Convocations (Ranked: 2013)
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• Look at Me, I'm Wet
• NCAA Football Champion Coaches (Ranked: 1993)
• NCAA Football Champion Coaches (Ranked: 1999)
• Profiles 12501-12750 (Ranked: 12625)
• Tested Positive for COVID-19
• We Celebrated Our Golden Anniversary

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 68 Votes: 60.29% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 281 Votes: 46.26% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 101 Votes: 42.57% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 36.36% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 26 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 32 Votes: 81.25% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 42 Votes: 54.76% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 23 Votes: 52.17% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 23 Votes: 47.83% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 78 Votes: 74.36% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 147 Votes: 65.99% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 241 Votes: 68.05% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 88 Votes: 61.36% Annoying