The Resume

(December 5, 1965- )
Lead Vocalist of Goo Goo Dolls
Albums include 'Gutterflower,' 'A Boy Named Goo,' 'Dizzy Up The Girl' and 'Superstar Car Wash'
Recorded 'Sympathy,' 'Long Way Down,' 'Iris,' 'Name,' 'Slide' and 'Black Balloon'
Performed/Acted on '26th Annual American Music Awards (1998),' 'America: A Tribute to Heroes (2001)' and 'Class Dismissed with the Goo Goo Dolls (2002)'

Why he might be annoying:

His weight fluctuates.
He is divorced.
He dyes his hair and sometimes wears make-up.
He wears black nail polish on his fingers and toes.
His ears are pierced and he has tattoos.
The original name of his band was 'Sex Maggots.'
His parents died when he was young, his dad's alcohol related death and his mom had a heart attack.
He worked as a plumber's assistant and hot dog vendor before deciding to go to college to attain better jobs.
As a teen, he once spread blacktop fluid all over a funeral parlor.
He rebelled as a teen, skipping school and wearing combat boots to gym class.
He was so angry with his father, it took a year before he felt grief after his death.

Why he might not be annoying:

He ranked #50 on VH1's Top 100 Sexiest Artists.
He punched his father for hitting his mother (but she scolded him for being disrespectful).
He is Polish and speaks fluent Polish curse words.
He was raised by his four older sisters.
His band's song 'Broadway' is about Buffalo, New York.
He and his band performed live as part of the Super Bowl XXXVII Concert Series with proceeds going to San Diego's Youth Education charity.
His mom bought his first guitar when he was twelve.
He attended Buffalo State College.
His friends rescued him from destruction after his parents' deaths, by getting him into playing garage bands.

Credit: Skunk Butt

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 2008 Least Annoying 601-700 (Ranked: 649)
• Dude Wears Colored Nail Polish
• Gap Models
• I am From Buffalo, NY
• I Covered a Pink Floyd Song
• I Married in 2013
• I Performed with Slash
• I Record Music That Sounds Kinda Gay
• Look at My Guitar
• My Dad was Violent/Abusive
• People with John or Mary in their Names
• Playgirl Magazine's 10 Sexiest Rock Stars [1996]
• Profiles 6751-7000 (Ranked: 6929)
• Skunk Butt/Rebecca's Profiles [Series 3]
• VH-1's 100 Sexiest Artists (Ranked: 50)
• VH-1's I Love the 80's Commentators
• Women.com's 12 Sexiest Men in Music [2002]

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 145 Votes: 64.14% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 8 Votes: 12.50% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 86 Votes: 46.51% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 63 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 42 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 56 Votes: 44.64% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 30 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 52 Votes: 44.23% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 94 Votes: 39.36% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 103 Votes: 54.37% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 189 Votes: 58.73% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 336 Votes: 50.60% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 422 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 735 Votes: 47.76% Annoying