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Michelle Collins

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Comedienne

The Resume

    (July 9, 1981- )
    Born in United States
    Host of the Web talk show, 'Martini Minute'
    Contributor to 'Elle' and 'Vanity Fair' magazines
    Senior Editor for VH-1's Best Week Ever blog
    Panelist on 'Red Eye with Tom Shillue' (2007-2010)
    Shuttle Driver on 'Walk of Shame Shuttle' (2015)
    Host of 'The Gossip Queens' (2010 -2011)
    Semi-regular panelist on 'Big Morning Buzz Live with Nick Lachey' (2011)
    Producer and regular guest on 'Kathy' (2012)
    Announced as the newest addition to the regular cast of 'The View' replacing Rosie Perez (Jul. 8, 2015)

Why she might be annoying:

    She called herself a 'Ted Cruz birther.'
    She sports a trademark 'bowl' hairstyle.
    She has the physical build of a Green Bay linebacker.
    She is confused with the popular British TV star of the same name.
    She devolved into incoherent rambling after winning Logo's Brink of Fame Comic award in 2010.
    She was closely involved in the production of Kathy Griffin's train-wreck of a talk show.
    She may have been brought in to fill the role of the 'brassy broad comedienne' which was left in a void after Rosie O'Donnell's departure.
    Her addition to the cast of The View was announced in the wake of ABC's messy (initially botched) release of Rosie Perez from the show's lineup.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She is a diehard Jeopardy! fan.
    She won the ECNY Award for Best Female Stand-up in 2009.
    She was also named 'Comedian to Watch' by YRB magazine in 2009.
    She won a Webby Award for Best Celebrity/Fan Blog twice.
    She won Logo TV's NewNowNext Award for Breakout Comic (2010).
    The announcement of her addition to The View came only two days before her 33rd birthday.
    She was the first journalist to break the story about Jared the Guy from Subway running a porn video racket out of his dorm room (May 8, 2007).
    She is good friends with Raven-Symone, Jerry O'Connell, and, apparently, Rosie Perez (so no hard feelings, right...?)
    She later explained her bizarre acceptance speech by admitting she didn't expect to win, therefore didn't bother to write one.

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 153 Votes: 64.71% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 19 Votes: 31.58% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 13 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 29 Votes: 62.07% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 29 Votes: 79.31% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 28 Votes: 42.86% Annoying