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Paolo Maldini

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Soccer Player

The Resume

    (June 26, 1968- )
    Born in Milan, Italy
    Defender for AC Milan (1985-2009)
    Member of the Italian national football team (1988-2002)

Why he might be annoying:

    He looks like Ralph Macchio.
    His nickname was 'Il Capitano.'
    He made the Under 21 national team, largely in part to his father being the coach.
    He attempted to pursue a tennis career after retiring from soccer, but retired after getting his ass handed to him in his first match.
    He compared his tennis defeat to writing poetry after studying years of math.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He set a Serie A record for most career appearances.
    He spent his entire career with AC Milan.
    He was a key cog in the AC Milan team, known as 'The Immortals,' during the late 1980's and early 1990's.
    He, along with his father Cesaré are the third father/son tandem to be a member of a European Cup championship team.
    He is a co-partner in the Sweet Years fashion label.

Credit: Ricky


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 61 Votes: 44.26% Annoying