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Alice Regina Pike

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Entrepreneur

The Resume

    (1969- )
    Resides in Georgia
    Arrested for forgery
    Tried to pass a $1 million gag note as real money (March 5, 2004)

Why she might be annoying:

    She has horrible hair.
    She looks like a man.
    She is gullible.
    She was arrested for forgery by the Covington Police Department.
    She actually found $1,671.55 of merchandise to buy at Wal-Mart.
    Her estranged husband gave her (3) million dollar bills and she never thought to question how he got the money.
    She said: 'You can't keep up with the U.S. Treasury.'
    She claimed to believe the currency was real. However she told the the cashier 'All I've got is this' and asked for change.
    Georgia Police Assistant Chief Almond Turner said: 'The first thought to my head was, now, do they really expect them to have a million dollars worth of change on hand at a Wal-Mart store?' He added 'This is the first time in my law enforcement career I've seen someone trying to use a $1 million bill.'
    The highest denomination bill in general circulation since 1969 is the $100 bill (the highest bill ever issued was $100,000).
    She thought she could buy $1,671.55 of goods with two Wal-Mart gift cards that had a total value of $2.32.
    She looks like Stuttering John Melendez.

Why she might not be annoying:

    The story made news throughout the world.
    She originally tried to pay using a Wal-Mart gift card but was informed it was not close to the $1,671.55 she was purchasing.
    Covington police chief Stacey Cotton said: 'It looks real, but of course there's nothing real about this.' (What the hell is going down in Georgia?)
    It was one of the most humorous news stories in years.
    How come Regis Philbin's picture wasn't on the bill?
    If she got away with it, her change would have been $998,328.45.

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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 6 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 77.78% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 17 Votes: 47.06% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 28 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 35 Votes: 74.29% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 17 Votes: 70.59% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 33 Votes: 57.58% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 22 Votes: 77.27% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 49 Votes: 83.67% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 109 Votes: 65.14% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 29 Votes: 75.86% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 52 Votes: 71.15% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 126 Votes: 73.81% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 254 Votes: 74.80% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 360 Votes: 69.72% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 727 Votes: 70.29% Annoying