The Resume

(circa 1965-April 24, 2008)
Postal Worker
Frequent guest on the Howard Stern show
Acted in 'Private Parts'
Died of pneumonia at 42 (April 24, 2008)

Why he might be annoying:

He smokes.
He's experimented with heroin.
His initials are K.K.K.
His 'talent' is his ability to blow smoke out through his eyes.
After blowing the smoke out, he would vomit.
He once lit a firecracker and put it down his pants.
He was arrested in 1996 after beating up his girlfriend.
He released an album that was worse than Stuttering John's.
He calls the new-wave/breed of Wack Packers (ie Beetlejuice, John the Stutterer, Yucko the Clown, etc.) as 'retarded and not funny.'
The reason he hasn't been on the show in a while is because Howard doesn't consider him to be 'weird enough.'
He allowed a girl to eat a carrot out of his ass.
He was among the first to be eliminated in Howard's 'Who Wants to Marry a Porn Star' with Madelyn Night.
His scene in 'Private Parts' was cut.
He was arrested for vilating probation violation and attempted abduction of a minor.

Why he might not be annoying:

He's been described as a real life Beavis and Butt-Head.
He was on Howard's WWOR TV channel 9 show.
Some of his musical influences include Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd, Slayer and Frank Zappa.

Credit: His Name is Robert

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Gapped Tooth
• His Name is Robert's Profiles [Series 3]
• Howard Stern Show
• Howard Stern's E! Show
• Howard Stern's Wack Pack
• Howard Stern's WWOR Show
• I Abused Heroin
• I Died in 2008 (Ranked: 42)
• I Sing About a Subway
• Long Names
• People with Bruce, Marc or Keith in their Names
• Profiles 9501-9750 (Ranked: 9546)
• Redheads - Male
• Triple Initial Alliteration

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 9 Votes: 11.11% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 24 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 14 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 8 Votes: 37.50% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 9 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 24 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 21 Votes: 80.95% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 32 Votes: 84.38% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 58 Votes: 68.97% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 55 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 135 Votes: 75.56% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 96 Votes: 76.04% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 171 Votes: 76.02% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 381 Votes: 69.29% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 671 Votes: 70.49% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 154 Votes: 79.22% Annoying