The Resume

(2006- )
Tessa (December 6, 1986- )
Mime songs 'Barbie Girl,' 'Join Me,' 'Move Your Feet,' 'Get Down,' 'This Love,' 'Wannabe,' 'Don't Speak,' 'Skater Boy,' 'It's Not Unusual,' 'Lucky,' 'What a Girl Wants' and 'Livin' La Vida Loca'
www.lynnetessa.de/en
Lynne (January 20, 1986)

Why they might be annoying:

The videos are shot using a single mounted unattended cam.
While Lynne likes to shop, Tessa likes tooling around in her car.
Tessa smokes and has her tongue and chin pierced.
Tessa's hobby is listening to music.
Lynne opens her bio with 'I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a bit of a bore.'
It is going to be hard to turn their talent into a money making proposition.

Why they might not be annoying:

Their videos do exactly what they are intended to do, bring a smile to the viewer's face.
Lynne is a skeptic.
Tessa is learning guitar.
They are bi-lingual (English and German).
In 'Join Me' Lynne reveals a lot of cleavage.
They both have very innocent faces and great bodies.
Their choreography is creative, even with a single set camera shot.
They are great at acting out pop song.
They get very physical with each other, including accidental head butting and inappropriate touching.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Alleged Lip-Syncers
• Bruce's List of Hottest Women [2006] (Ranked: 2)
• Bruce's List of Hottest Women [2008] (Ranked: 5)
• Bruce's List of Hottest Women [2009] (Ranked: 14)
• Bubble Gum Music
• Dual Profiles
• I Don't Pull Punches
• IDs Ending in 00 (Ranked: 18500)
• Known By a Single Name
• Piercings [L-Z]
• Profiles 18251-18500 (Ranked: 18500)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 22 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 15 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 14.29% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 26 Votes: 53.85% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 29 Votes: 62.07% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 31 Votes: 67.74% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 56 Votes: 66.07% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 104 Votes: 67.31% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 273 Votes: 63.74% Annoying