The Resume

(June 2, 1972- )
Born in New York City, New York
Outfielder for the Seattle Mariners (1996-2000; 2004-08; 2013), Kansas City Royals (2001-03; 2014), Philadelphia Phillies (2009-11), New York Yankees (2012) and the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (2014)
Analyst for the MLB on ESPN (2016-20)

Why he might be annoying:

He played three separate stints with the Mariners and two with the Royals.
He didn’t reach 500 plate appearances in a season until the age of 30.
He looks like Joe Girardi.
He struggled with confidence issues throughout the early stages of his career.
He said he had a hard time dealing with losing to the Yankees in the 2009 World Series and was able to let it go when he signed with the team three years later.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is a first generation Cuban-American.
He recorded eight 20 home run seasons and two 30 home run seasons during his career.
He recorded six hits in a single game, which tied an American League record (2004).
He was considered to be one of the most gentlemanly-like players in the majors during his career.
He was credited with spearheading the players only meeting which helped the Royals second-half surge and eventually make an improbable playoff run to the World Series (2014).

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Baseball Players
• I Played For the Yankees and Mariners
• I Played on 5 or More Teams (Ranked: 5)
• Kansas City Royals
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Los Angeles Angels
• Male Sportscasters
• New York Yankees
• Philadelphia Phillies
• Profiles 57001-57250 (Ranked: 57150)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 42]
• Seattle Mariners

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 4 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 27 Votes: 29.63% Annoying