The Resume

(December 23, 1978- )
Appears on British TV on 'Footballers Wive$ TV,' 'Essex Wives,' 'Celebrity Penthouse' and 'GMTV'
Cover of Front Magazine (August 2003)
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Why she might be annoying:

Ask Men summed her up as 'There's not a huge market for celebrities who can't sing, act or dance.'
She is a glamour model, who rarely models.
She is Britain's answer to Paris Hilton.
She prefers younger men.
At fifteen, she got a nose job
She has been accused of breast and lip enhancement.
She feels there is a pecking order to those who walk around half naked and she should be at the top.
She has feuded with Jordan (Katie Price) over body enhancement.
She said: 'I've got much more style than Jordan. I don't just go out in a bra and knickers and I don't think I dress like a tart.'
She appeared in public with the word 'REAL!' written across her breasts.

Why she might not be annoying:

She is dubbed 'Human Viagra.'
At a New Years Eve party, she picked up a younger 19 year old and had sex with him in the coat room.
She was a bright student and attended the prestigious Brentwood School.
She was bullied and got into physical fights with male students at school.
She attended South East Essex College in Southend.
She was a judge on 'Mr. World 2003.'
She was a page 3 model.
She ranked #84 in FHM's 2004 Sexiest Women.

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Blue Dragon's Top 10 Female Party Animals (Ranked: 7)
• Born on Festivus [December 23] (Ranked: 1978)
• Celebrity Big Brother UK [Complete] (Ranked: 4)
• Celebrity Big Brother UK 4 [2006] (Ranked: 11)
• Channel 4's Top 10 UK's Most Pointless Celebrities [September 2005] (Ranked: 8)
• Fear of Clowns - Coulrophobic
• FHM's 100 Sexiest Women [2004] (Ranked: 84)
• Glamour's 5 Worst Dressed Women in the World [2005] (Ranked: 2)
• Glamour's 5 Worst Dressed Women in the World [2006] (Ranked: 1)
• Glamour's 5 Worst Dressed Women in the World [2007] (Ranked: 2)
• I Had Rhinoplasty [Nose Job]
• I Like to Party
• I Married in 2007
• Look at My Undies
• Lovetrippers Top 10 Unique Celebrity Wedding Dresses of 2007 (Ranked: 2)
• MSN Hotlist - Top 100 Most Searched for Women [2008] (Ranked: 81)
• Prima Magazine's Worst Dressed [2005] (Ranked: 4)
• Profiles 14501-14750 (Ranked: 14634)
• The Bride Wore Red, Peach or Pink
• Zimbio's 10 Worst Dressed Starlets [2008] (Ranked: 2)
• Zoo Weekly's Hot 101 [2009] (Ranked: 40)
• Zoo Weekly's Women of the Year 2004

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 12 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 29 Votes: 93.10% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 24 Votes: 20.83% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 12 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 21 Votes: 47.62% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 84 Votes: 51.19% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 55 Votes: 32.73% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 27 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 83 Votes: 62.65% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 239 Votes: 61.51% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 2186 Votes: 75.34% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 1801 Votes: 50.58% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 5665 Votes: 79.19% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 248 Votes: 68.15% Annoying