The Resume

(March 22, 1965- )
Born in Santa Cruz, California
Outfielder for the Toronto Blue Jays (1989-1991), Cleveland Indians (1991-1993), Chicago Cubs (1993-1994, 1998-2000), San Francisco Giants (1995-1997), Seattle Mariners (1998), New York Yankees (2000) and the Anaheim Angels (2001)
First base coach for the Colorado Rockies (2007- )

Why he might be annoying:

He played for seven different teams.
He committed errors frequently.
He named one of his four children after himself.
He once had cuts and scrapes on his arm, knees and feet as he was having a bad dream about spiders.
This resulted himself to be on the disabled list for 15 games and nicknamed 'Spiderman' after the incident.
He was on the list of reported steroid users in the Mitchell Report.

Why he might not be annoying:

He guided the Rockies to their first World Series appearance as a first base coach.
He recorded 13 home runs as a pinch hitter.
He played in the very first interleague play game against the Texas Rangers as the National League's first designated hitter (June 12, 1997).
He hit a home run out of Wrigley Field which made the ball land on top of an apartment building (May 11, 2000).
He won a World Series ring as a Yankee (2000).
He had to wear a helmet because of former major league player Mike Coolbaugh's death by getting hit by a line drive ball (2007).

Credit: Neo NX2004

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Baseball Players
• Bleacher Report's 50 Dumbest Injuries in Sports History (Ranked: 13)
• CBC's Top 10 Bizarre Baseball Injuries [June 9, 2005] (Ranked: 2)
• Chicago Cubs
• Cleveland Guardians
• Colorado Rockies
• I Named My Kid After Myself
• I Played For the Yankees and Mariners
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Los Angeles Angels
• Neo NX2004's Profiles [Series 2]
• New York Yankees
• Profiles 23251-23500 (Ranked: 23329)
• San Francisco Giants
• Seattle Mariners
• Steroid Users Named in the Mitchell Report [December 13, 2007]
• Toronto Blue Jays

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 16.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 12 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 7 Votes: 14.29% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 18 Votes: 61.11% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 15 Votes: 53.33% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 19 Votes: 84.21% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 44 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 19 Votes: 68.42% Annoying