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Biblical Character

The Resume

    Lived in the land of Uz
    Protagonist of the 'Book of Job'
    Lived in the time of Moses
    Known as Ayub in the Qur'an
    Rich as hell

Why he might be annoying:

    Like all Biblical figures, there is an argument over whether he existed or not.
    He got the living shit beaten out of him by Satan as a cute little bet with God.
    Satan did not believe he would remain faithful to God if he lost all his wealth. God then decided to allow things to kick Job's ass to prove he was and always will be his bitch.
    Plot hole: Why is God making a bet with Satan when gambling is supposedly immoral?
    Orthodox Jews believe he was one of three advisors to the Egyptian Pharaoh that tried putting the Children of Israel on ice.
    When the Pharaoh discussed killing all male Jewish babies, he decided it was best to twiddle his thumbs and not say anything.
    The 'Book of Job' is a didactic poem and considered one of the most complex books of the Bible.
    He lived to be 248 years old, which must have been hell on Uz's Social Security funds.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was 'righteous' centuries before the term was cool.
    He knew that his Redeemer lived.
    His wife urged him to tell God to shove it up His ass (paraphrased) but he responded, 'The Lord gives, and the Lord takes away; blessed be the name of the Lord.'
    Like Tom Petty, he wouldn't back down.
    As a result of his rigid love of God (or maybe in spite of it), he became wealthier than he was before.
    He lived to see his great grandchildren.
    Satan lost a lot of money betting against him, causing him to put up his third mortgage on Hell.
    He is considered a prophet of Islam.
    His wife was doing a good Job.

Credit: Captain Howdy

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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 22 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 9 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 175 Votes: 52.57% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 17 Votes: 47.06% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 25 Votes: 48.00% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 24 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 26 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 19 Votes: 57.89% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 58 Votes: 32.76% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 91 Votes: 47.25% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 66 Votes: 43.94% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 54 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 130 Votes: 43.08% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 208 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 165 Votes: 41.82% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 380 Votes: 45.00% Annoying