The Resume

(February 22, 1983- )
Born in Marysville, Kansas
Pitcher for the Minnesota Twins (2009-15), Baltimore Orioles (2016) and the Chicago Cubs (2017-18)
American Legion Graduate of the Year (2018)

Why he might be annoying:

He goes by the nickname 'Deuce.'
He sported a porn star moustache.
He missed his junior season at Nebraska due to an elbow injury.
His pitching performances were inconsistent at times.
He never lived up to his potential during his career.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is left-handed.
He pitched fifteen consecutive shutout innings to guide Nebraska to an appearance in the College World Series (2005).
He was a member of the United States baseball team that participated in the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing.
He pitched well enough with the Twins to earn a spot in the starting rotation during his first couple of seasons with the team.
He earned the American Legion Graduate of the Year Award during his final season in the majors.

Credit: Eddie Burphy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• American Legion Graduates of the Year (Ranked: 2018)
• Baltimore Orioles
• Baseball Players
• Chicago Cubs
• Eddie Burphy's Profiles [Series 04]
• Goatees
• I am Left Handed - Male [A-G]
• I Attended University of Nebraska-Lincoln
• I Had Tommy John Surgery
• I Married in 2006
• Look at Me, I'm Wearing a Baseball Cap
• Look at My Fist
• Minnesota Twins
• Mustaches
• Profiles 55001-55186 (Ranked: 55066)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying