The Resume

(January 5, 1978- )
Specialist in the 372nd US Military Police
Assistant manager at Papa John's Pizza
Father was a homicide detective,
Sentenced to six months for abusing Abu Ghraib prisoners in Iraq (May 16, 2005)

Why she might be annoying:

She plead innocent, claiming photos of her with prisoners were to document the offenses.
She was the last of nine soldiers to face a judge over abuses at Iraq's Abu Ghraib prison.
She received a dishonorable discharge.
She said: 'The job of the MP was to keep them awake, make it hell so they would talk.'
She said: 'I failed my duties and failed my mission to protect and defend.'
She is not the best speller, as she wrote 'rapeist' on the leg of a prisoner.
She took responsibility saying: 'My actions potentially caused an increased hatred and insurgency towards the United States, putting soldiers and civilians at greater risk.'

Why she might not be annoying:

She join the reserves after the September 11, 2001 attacks.
Lynndie England was found not guilty of the same offense.
She was convicted on six of the seven counts (May 16, 2005).
Two prisoners actually wrote testimonies that she was more 'gentle than other guards.'
Her lawyers argued the rush to get her into Iraq, did not offer her proper training in handling detainees.
She attended the trials of the other guards who were charged with prisoner abuse.

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Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 14 Votes: 92.86% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 20 Votes: 85.00% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 116 Votes: 49.14% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 19 Votes: 42.11% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 30 Votes: 36.67% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 56 Votes: 44.64% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 76 Votes: 61.84% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 31 Votes: 51.61% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 86 Votes: 52.33% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 105 Votes: 61.90% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 271 Votes: 74.17% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 362 Votes: 69.06% Annoying