The Resume

(December 20, 1980- )
Born in Stepney, London, England, United Kingdom
Left-back, Chelsea (2006- )
Member, English national squad (2001- )
Husband of Cheryl Tweedy Cole

Why he might be annoying:

Police detained him for acting belligerent outside a disco in March 2009.
His driver's license was suspended for four months after he was clocked speeding 104 mph in a 50 mph zone (January 2010).
He had a wandering eye throughout his marriage, with his first affair being a 2008 drunken romp with a woman who later claimed he offered to pay for her abortion.
In February 2010, more alleged mistresses surfaced, including a fling with an opposing soccer club's secretary and an unprotected one night stand with an American political aide.
He also sexted pictures to topless model Sonia Wild, featuring him clad only in undies, fully aroused.

Why he might not be annoying:

He's a distant relative of Mariah Carey.
His parents broke up when was a child.
He supposedly offered to check into sex rehab hoping to save his marriage.
Cheryl Cole announced plans for a separation on February 23, 2010.
His father branded his son's adultery as 'depraved.'

Credit: Black Chic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• AC/DC
• BC/Black Chic's Profiles [Series 10]
• Celebrity Arsenal Fans
• Celebrity Chelsea Fans
• Co-ed Magazine's Top 20 Sexiest Athlete Wives (and their Husbands) [2007] (Ranked: 19)
• I am an Adulterer
• I Married in 2006
• I Separated from My Spouse [2010]
• Lovetrippers Top 10 Celebrity Chapel Weddings of 2006 (Ranked: 6)
• Lovetrippers Top 10 Celebrity Wedding Receptions of 2006 (Ranked: 7)
• New Woman Magazine's 100 Hottest Men on the Planet [2007] (Ranked: 68)
• New Woman Magazine's 100 Hottest Men on the Planet [February 2006] (Ranked: 95)
• Profiles 28251-28500 (Ranked: 28258)
• Soccer Stars
• UK Metro's Top 10 Celebrity Meltdowns [2008]

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 5 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 30 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 8 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 20 Votes: 55.00% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 20 Votes: 90.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 128 Votes: 64.84% Annoying