The Resume

(April 24, 1995- )
Born in Oakland, California
Birth name is Kehlani Ashley Parrish
Member of the musical group Poplyfe (2009-12)
Recorded albums 'SweetSexySavage' (2017), 'It Was Good Until It Wasn't' (2020), and 'Blue Water Road' (2022)
Songs include 'Distraction,' 'CRZY,' 'Gangsta,' 'Can I,' and 'Up At Night'
Featured on Eminem’s ‘Nowhere Fast’ and Justin Bieber’s ‘Get Me’
Appeared in the film ‘Creed III’

Why she might be annoying:

She collaborated with Cardi B.
When her group Poplyfe finished fourth in America's Got Talent, Piers Morgan told her ‘You've got real talent, but I don't think you need the group’ (she left the group immediately afterward - allegedly over a contract dispute).
Her music was featured in the bombs ‘Suicide Squad’ and ‘A Wrinkle in Time.’
She dated Kyrie Irving and was accused of cheating on him by social media.
She tweeted: ‘I'm queer. Not bi, not straight. I'm attracted to women, men, REALLY attracted to queer men, non-binary people, intersex people, trans people. lil poly pansexual’ (make up your mind!).

Why she might not be annoying:

Both her parents dealt with drug addiction (her father died from it when she was a toddler).
She was adopted and raised by her aunt after her mother was incarcerated for drug possession.
Her debut mixtape ‘Cloud 19’ was listed as one of the Complex's 50 Best Albums of 2014.
She was nominated for the Grammy Award for Best Urban Contemporary Album in 2016.
She opened up about attempting suicide after experiencing online harassment over her relationship with Kyrie and the cheating allegations.
She has tattoos of Frida Kahlo, Lauryn Hill and Reggie Rocket from Rocket Power (the one tattoo she says she will never have removed).

Credit: BoyWithTheGreenHair

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• A Foolish Accident Jeopardized My Career
• America's Got Talent - Contestants (Ranked: 2011)
• Bisexuals
• BoyWiththeGreenHair’s Profiles [Series 25]
• Hot Latinas
• I am Filipino
• I am Mexican
• I Attempted Suicide and Screwed it Up
• I Attended the Premiere of ‘A Wrinkle in Time’ [2018]
• I Became a Mom in 2019
• I Could Pass for Black
• I Ditched My Band
• I Have a Sleeve Tattoo
• I Identify as Gender Non-Binary
• I Mothered Children Out of Wedlock
• I Posed as Frida Kahlo
• I Sing About Covid
• Known By a Single Name
• Lesbians
• Lollapalooza 2016
• Look at Me, I'm Holding a Baby
• Meaningful Names
• Profiles 57501-57750 (Ranked: 57585)
• Sexy Native Americans
• Spin's 50 Best Albums of 2017 (Ranked: 13)

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 24 Votes: 29.17% Annoying