The Resume

(September 5, 1969- )
Birth name is Ian Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa
Son of Frank Zappa
Brother of Moon Unit Zappa, Diva Zappa and Ahmet Zappa
Appeared in 'Pump Up the Volume,' 'Anarchy TV,' 'Duckman,' 'Jack Frost' and 'Ready to Rumble,'
Recorded with the band Z 'Music for Pets,' 'What the Hell am I Thinkin?,' 'Shampoohorn,' 'Having a Bad Day,' 'My Guitar Wants to Kill your Mama' and 'Confessions'

Why he might be annoying:

As bad as Dweezil Zappa is, Ian Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa is worse.
He hosted VH-1's 'The Rugrats Movie' special.
He was a frequent guest on 'Politically Incorrect.'
He enjoys golfing.
His name rhymes with weasel.

Why he might not be annoying:

He's the better looking Zappa son.
He's considered the most talented of the Zappa children.
He did the voice of Ajax on the cartoon TV series 'Duckman.'
He dated Lisa Loeb.
He has good relationships with his siblings.

Credit: His Name is Robert

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Celebrity Wife Swap Participants [2014] (Ranked: 7)
• Grammy for Best Rock Instrumental Performance (Ranked: 2009)
• Hippie Names
• His Name is Robert's Profiles [Series 3]
• I am an Angelino [Residents of Los Angeles]
• I Covered '(You're a Mean One), Mr. Grinch'
• I Performed with Frank Zappa
• I Performed with Ozzy Osbourne
• I Probably Banged Lisa Loeb
• I Sing About Losers
• I'm a Valley Dude
• I'm a Zappa
• MTV's VJs and Hosts
• Profiles 9751-10000 (Ranked: 9961)
• Sons of Celebrities
• Stephen King Films

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 4 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 15 Votes: 46.67% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 74 Votes: 43.24% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 20.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 19 Votes: 63.16% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 24 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 17 Votes: 47.06% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 40 Votes: 45.00% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 65 Votes: 38.46% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 194 Votes: 32.47% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 87 Votes: 58.62% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 257 Votes: 59.14% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 240 Votes: 45.42% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 634 Votes: 57.10% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 87 Votes: 24.14% Annoying