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Dirk Nowitzki

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Basketball Player

The Resume

    (June 19, 1978- )
    Plays for Dallas Mavericks (1998- )
    7'0
    Ninth pick in 1998 NBA draft by Milwaukee Bucks, later traded to Mavericks
    Member of German national basketball team
    MVP of World Basketball Championships (2002)
    NBA Finals MVP (2011)

Why he might be annoying:

    His name is Dirk (and yes, people tend to call him 'Dirk Diggler').
    He looks like Shaggy from 'Scooby Doo.'
    There are widely circulated pictures on the Internet that show him and then-teammate Steve Nash drunk off their asses.
    He has been criticized for his lack of aggressiveness on the defensive end.
    He appeared in the kids' basketball movie 'Like Mike.'

Why he might not be annoying:

    He has made one of the biggest impacts among the influx of European players in the NBA.
    He was the first Maverick to make the all-NBA team.
    He has a versatile game.
    He is a seven-footer who is proficient in three-point shots.
    He has a strong work ethic.
    He served a stint in the German Army.
    He plays the saxophone in his spare time.

Credit: Hoxy


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 58 Votes: 3.45% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 1551 Votes: 69.89% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 12 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 9 Votes: 88.89% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 54.55% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 107 Votes: 64.49% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 428 Votes: 54.91% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 608 Votes: 77.30% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 44 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 41 Votes: 53.66% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 65 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 112 Votes: 55.36% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 317 Votes: 49.84% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 285 Votes: 51.23% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 92 Votes: 50.0% Annoying