The Resume

(January 19, 1984- )
Born in Miami, Florida
Drafted 126th overall by the Denver Broncos in the 2006 NFL Draft
Defensive end for the Denver Broncos (2006-12), Baltimore Ravens (2013-16) and the San Francisco 49ers (2017)
Bronko Nagurski Trophy winner (2005)

Why he might be annoying:

His middle name is Kool (seriously!!!).
He was among one of ten children between both his parents.
His small size served as a deterrent from teams from picking him in the higher rounds.
His draft stock took a hit, after he failed to record a sack in his final five games in college, which some scouts felt occurred as a result of fatigue.
He missed the entire 2010 season as a result of injuries.

Why he might not be annoying:

He was named after Elvis Presley.
He was born to Haitian immigrants, who settled in the Miami area prior to his birth.
He was the recipient of a vicious unprovoked leg stomp from Marcus Vick in the 2006 Sugar Bowl, which resulted in Vick getting kicked off the Virginia Tech football team.
He, along with Terrell Suggs, set a Ravens franchise record for most sacks in a single season (2014).
He was able to execute the strip sack perfectly, without drawing penalties.

Credit: Ricky

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Baltimore Colts/Ravens
• Bronko Nagurski Award Winner (Ranked: 2005)
• Football Players
• I am a Miami, Floridian
• I Attended University of Louisville
• Las Vegas/Oakland Raiders
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Profiles 53751-54000 (Ranked: 53881)
• Ricky's Profiles [Series 37]
• San Francisco 49ers

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying