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John Kassir

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Voice Actor

The Resume

    (October 24, 1957- )
    Born in Baltimore, Maryland
    Middle name is Edward
    Voice of the Cryptkeeper in Tales from the Crypt
    Provided the voice effects for Meeko the Racoon in 'Pocahontas'
    Voice of Ray 'Raymundo' Rocket in Rocket Power (Nickelodeon )
    Provided additional voice over work for 'Sonic the Hedgehog,' 'Casper's Scare School,' 'Spider-Man 3,' 'Curious George 2: Follow That Monkey!,' 'The Princess and the Frog,' 'Minions,' 'Halo 5: Guardians,' 'The Secret Life of Pets,' 'Despicable Me 3,' 'The Grinch' and 'Secret Life of Pets 2'

Why he might be annoying:

    He was a regular on the Amanda Bynes Show.
    He resembles Alan Cumming.
    Despite a decades-long career in entertainment, he is known almost exclusively for voicing the emaciated Cryptkeeper.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He is of Assyrian descent, his father being from Iraq and his mother from Syria.
    He originated the role of Ralph in the Off-Broadway show Reefer Madness, and reprised it for the 2005 film adaptation.
    As a Star Search contestant, he beat out Sinbad and Rosie O'Donnell for best stand-up comic in 1985, winning the $100,000 prize.
    Doing the Crypt Keeper's shrieking voice was hard on his throat.
    He was nominated for both a Drama Desk and an Outer Critics Circle award for originating the role of Kenny in 'Three Guys Naked from the Waist Down.'
    He received critical acclaim for his portrayal of Shemp Howard in the 2000 Three Stooges TV biopic.
    He took over the role of Buster Bunny on Tiny Toon Adventures after Charlie Adler departed from the role.

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 3 Votes: 0% Annoying