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Muhammad

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Biblical Character

The Resume

    (570-632)
    Established the religion of Islam
    Messenger of Allah
    Birth name is Muhammad ibnu Abdillah
    Married 9 women
    Follower of the Qur'an
    Subject of the Hadith, a book of traditions and accounts of Muhammad's life, according to wives, friends and followers
    The picture is not of Muhammad as he is very camera shy

Why he might be annoying:

    The angel Gabriel persuaded him into converting his entire family to Islam.
    He pushed his religion on people.
    He walked faster than everyone else.
    He did not tolerate people who wore dirty, unwashed clothes.
    He made his roof out of camel skin.
    He gave children rides on his camel.
    It is said that he brushed his teeth 5 times a day.
    He had OCD.
    He was married to one woman for 25 years (Khadija), then when she died he married 11 more women.
    When he was older than 50 years old, he married a 9 year old (Aisha).
    He married his divorced cousin, Zaynab.
    It is debatable that he prescribed camel urine as medicine for women with low levels of estrogen.
    According to the Hadith, he didn't like dogs and ordered them killed (Sunan Abu Dawud Book 41, Number 5240).
    He may have also suggested that Satan pees in your ears if you fall asleep during a sermon (Volume 4, Book 54, Number 492).
    Some Muslims always write 'Peace be upon him.' (PBUH) after his name.
    To add to confusion more people are named 'Muhammad,' than any other name.
    He ordered his followers to put to death any Muslim who converts from Islam.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was known as the 'trustworthy one.'
    He (and Allah) didn't believe that people should charge each other with interest rates (Mastercard execs are going to hell!).
    He said: 'All mankind is from Adam and Eve, an Arab has no superiority over a non-Arab nor a non-Arab has any superiority over an Arab; also a white has no superiority over a black nor a black has any superiority over a white.'
    True believers in Muhammad do not commit cowardly terrorist acts, and most denounce terrorism.
    Peace be upon him.

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Year In Review:

    For 2021, as of last week, Out of 302 Votes: 60.93% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 879 Votes: 48.58% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 1309 Votes: 52.71% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 1735 Votes: 52.97% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 4707 Votes: 63.33% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 1296 Votes: 80.56% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 1191 Votes: 93.53% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 6369 Votes: 71.63% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 1534 Votes: 56.91% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 4828 Votes: 68.23% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 3082 Votes: 80.95% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 980 Votes: 62.55% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 2476 Votes: 64.82% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 1338 Votes: 74.59% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 1847 Votes: 80.67% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 1353 Votes: 80.93% Annoying
    In 2006, Out of 933 Votes: 75.24% Annoying
    In 2005, Out of 1213 Votes: 69.58% Annoying
    In 2004, Out of 1866 Votes: 65.06% Annoying
    In 2003, Out of 1362 Votes: 66.37% Annoying