The Resume

(circa 971 BC-circa 940 BC)
Born in Israel
Son of King Saul
Close friend of David, king of Judah and Israel

Why he might be annoying:

Many believe he was in a romantic relationship with David, which goes against traditional Christian-Judeo values.
Jonathan’s father tried to kill David.
Whether or not either Jonathan or David actually existed is a matter of dispute.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is used as an example that God really doesn’t hate gays.
David loved him more than his own life.
His father ordered him killed for tasting honey.
He slayed twenty men in the battle against the Philistines.
He was killed in battle.

Credit: Jack Magic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Allegedly Gay Men
• Ancient Times
• Ancient Times: Middle East
• Biblical Royalty
• I Am in the Bible
• I Am in the Old Testament
• I Probably Banged King David
• Jack Magic's Profiles [Series 02]
• Known By a Single Name
• Look at Me, I'm Smooching
• Look at Me, My Picture Is Art
• My Dad was Violent/Abusive
• Profiles 24001-24250 (Ranked: 24154)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 12 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 19 Votes: 42.11% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 27 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 26 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 28 Votes: 35.71% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 21 Votes: 57.14% Annoying