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Jasmine Fiore

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    (February 18, 1981-August 15, 2009)
    Born in United States
    Raised in Bonny Doon (near Santa Cruz, California)
    Birth name is Jasmine Lapore
    AKA Jasmine Kinkade
    Wife of Ryan Jenkins
    34DD-26-34
    5’7 swimsuit model

Why she might be annoying:

    During her sixth-grade graduation prophecy, when students had to forecast their lives ten years later, she said she would become wealthy.
    A few days before she died, she headed over to the prison where her ex-boyfriend was serving a felony sentence.
    She appeared in phone sex commercials.
    She met Jenkins shortly after taping of the since-canceled Megan Wants a Millionaire wrapped up — and married him mere days later.
    Prior to being crushed and dumped in a suitcase in a Buena Park dumpster (southeast of Los Angeles), her body was stripped of its teeth, clothes, and fingers in an attempt to complicate identification.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She was the lead vocalist for a garage band called Machines of Joy (‘Jaz’).
    Her mother nicknamed her ‘General’ over her ambitions.
    A friend described her as the reincarnation of Marilyn Monroe.
    Having obtained a realtor’s license, she was looking to open up a gymnasium.
    Her body was identified through the serial numbers of her breast implants.

Credit: Cool It All Right?


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 6 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 6 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 7 Votes: 71.43% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 3 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 21 Votes: 42.86% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 25 Votes: 64.00% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 26 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 20 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 20 Votes: 70.0% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 39 Votes: 64.10% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying