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Alyssa Funke

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The Resume

    (March 28, 1995-April 16, 2014)
    Resided in Bayport, Minnesota
    University of Wisconsin student
    Appeared in an amateur porn video
    Died from a self-inflicted gunshot wound

Why she might be annoying:

    Her Twitter handle: Funkeetown.
    She allegedly agreed to do the porn video to fund her education.
    In her porn video, she was billed under the name Stella Ann.
    Soon after her video hit the Internet, classmates at her former high school and the university she attended started harassing and 'slut shaming' her through social media sites.
    She tweeted about her newfound celebrity status 'Pornstar Status' and 'FAMOUS for dayzzzzzzz.'
    She purchased a shotgun then drove herself to a lake where she committed suicide.
    An online campaign to end bullying set up in her name flopped.

Why she might not be annoying:

    Before the incident, she had suffered from depression for several years.
    She has become a case study for cyberbullying and online 'slut shaming.'
    At university, she majored in Biology with a minor in Chemistry.
    She aspired to become an anesthesiologist.
    She texted her mother a goodbye note shortly before she shot herself.
    Her story brought up the secondary issue of gun control as she was able to purchase a gun in one day, even though she had depression.
    She had an absentee father.

Credit: battyx3


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Year In Review:

    For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 17 Votes: 23.53% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 19 Votes: 89.47% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 21 Votes: 52.38% Annoying