The Resume

(1614- )
Nicknamed 'Cap City'
Located in Albany County below the juncture of the Mohawk and Hudson Rivers
Population is 95,658 (2000 census)
State capital of New York

Why Albany, New York might be annoying:

Two forts were established to protect the fledgling settlement from being devoured by the Canadians and Indians, both named after the Dutch (Fort Nassau and Fort Orange).
All the fur trading cut into the revenue of the natives and they seriously considered destroying it.
The original settlement in the area by the natives was called 'Penpotawotnot.'
It is called 'SmAlbany' by clever young lads fed up with its lack of opportunities.
It is easily dwarfed in size by New York City even though it is the capital of New York.
Mayor Erastus Corning II ruled over it for an obscene amount of time (1942-1983).
New York City is considered the capital of the world (because of the U.N. headquarters), yet Albany is still the state capital.
A large portion of their population is under the age of 18.
A customer was arrested at the Crossgates Mall for wearing a 'Say NO to the war in Iraq' T-shirt. The charges were later dropped (2003).

Why Albany, New York might not be annoying:

It was here that Benjamin Franklin proposed the 'Albany Plan of Union,' seen as a predecessor to the U.S. Constitution.
It is closer to the interests of the rest of New York, apart from New York City.
It was strategically located on the Hudson River.
President Chester Arthur is buried nearby.
The New York State Capitol Building, a $25 million building designed by three architects, is located here.
It has several schools and universities.
Andy Rooney was born here.

Credit: Captain Howdy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• America's Ten Most Godless Cities (Ranked: 2)
• Captain Howdy's Profiles [Series 4]
• Cities
• Cities in New York
• Cities in United States
• Forbes' Best Places To Do Business [2006] (Ranked: 18)
• Inc's 25 Best Large US Cities for Doing Business [2004] (Ranked: 25)
• Look at Me and My Pet
• Look at Me, I'm Driving
• NCAA Frozen Four National Championship Sites (Ranked: 1992)
• NCAA Frozen Four National Championship Sites (Ranked: 2001)
• Old Spice's 100 Sweatiest U.S. Cities [2003] (Ranked: 91)
• Old Spice's 100 Sweatiest U.S. Cities [2004] (Ranked: 74)
• Old Spice's 100 Sweatiest U.S. Cities [2005] (Ranked: 80)
• Old Spice's 100 Sweatiest U.S. Cities [2006] (Ranked: 80)
• Old Spice's 100 Sweatiest U.S. Cities [2007] (Ranked: 86)
• Old Spice's 100 Sweatiest U.S. Cities [2008] (Ranked: 87)
• Profiles 16001-16250 (Ranked: 16228)
• Self Magazine's Healthiest US Cities for Women [2006] (Ranked: 12)
• Self Magazine's Healthiest US Cities for Women [2007] (Ranked: 17)
• Self Magazine's Healthiest US Cities for Women [2008] (Ranked: 13)
• US Capital Cities

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 35 Votes: 5.71% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 56 Votes: 69.64% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 28.57% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 21 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 26 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 17 Votes: 70.59% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 20 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 24 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 118 Votes: 60.17% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 29 Votes: 48.28% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 86 Votes: 54.65% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 116 Votes: 45.69% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 48 Votes: 70.83% Annoying