The Resume

(March 29, 1972- )
Born in Ashland, Ohio
Middle name is Christy
Wrote the novels 'Ready Player One' and 'Armada'
Wrote the screenplay for the film version of 'Ready Player One (2019)'

Why he might be annoying:

He looks like Kevin Smith.
He admitted to having been 'addicted to video games and movies' as a kid.
He was (and probably still is) a Dungeons and Dragons junkie.
He titled his first poetry collection 'The Importance of Being Ernest' and titled the sequel to his hit book 'Ready Player Two' (such originality).

Why he might not be annoying:

His all-time favorite video game is Black Tiger.
He met his wife at the 1998 National Poetry Slam.
He is a huge fan of Star Wars and the movies of John Hughes.
He worked in information technology in his twenties and did screenwriting in his spare time.
His poems have won multiple prizes (his poems include 'Dance, Monkeys, Dance,' 'Nerd Porn Auteur,' and 'When I Was a Kid').
His debut book was a bestseller and was made into a movie by Steven Spielberg.

Credit: BoyWiththeGreenHair

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• 20th Century Poets
• 21st Century Poets
• BoyWiththeGreenHair’s Profiles [Series 18]
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [March] (Ranked: 3291972)
• Computer Geeks
• Entertainers Loved by Geeks and Nerds
• I am a Texan
• I Married in 2012
• I Write Bildungsroman
• Look at Me, I'm Signing Autographs
• Look at Me, I'm with Steven Spielberg
• Look At My VHS Tape/DVD
• Nerds and Nebbishes
• Poets
• Profiles 51251-51500 (Ranked: 51404)
• Steven Spielberg Films

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 10 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 91 Votes: 43.96% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 150 Votes: 50.67% Annoying