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Elicia 'Jupiter' Mendoza

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TV Reality Show Contestant

The Resume

    (March 18, 1977- )
    Born and raised in Santa Rosa, California
    Eighth castoff on Pirate Master

Why she might be annoying:

    Another bartender!
    She considers herself a modern-day pirate who normally dresses like one (oh, the irony).
    Her goal is to be a talk show host.
    Her bust does not look natural.
    Her one-eyed goldfish is named ‘Aargh’ (insert your own pirate joke).
    When the crew proposed a mutiny against the Triad (at Joe Don’s ouster), she refused — twice. The second time, she told them as much with other ears present.
    Nessa referred to her as a ‘wild card.’
    On the raft reserved for eliminated pirates, she sat in the Praying Lotus position.

Why she might not be annoying:

    She had to snap up one fellow (male!) competitor’s head to focus on her face instead of her chest.
    She brought some of her own jewelry and makeup to the game.
    She ‘came out of the closet’ at age 16.
    She took note of Nessa’s flirting strategy but was unable to keep her from orchestrating Sean’s exit.
    Once Sean was gone, she took over as the crew’s cook — and as its best-paid non-officer member.
    She was the ‘insider’ for the Triad captaincy.

Credit: Cool It All Right?


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 26 Votes: 96.15% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 19 Votes: 52.63% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 12 Votes: 83.33% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 15 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 31 Votes: 61.29% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 59 Votes: 81.36% Annoying
    In 2011, Out of 16 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
    In 2010, Out of 53 Votes: 67.92% Annoying
    In 2009, Out of 25 Votes: 72.00% Annoying
    In 2008, Out of 33 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
    In 2007, Out of 49 Votes: 77.55% Annoying