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Bob and Mike Bryan

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Tennis Player

The Resume

    (April 29, 1978- )
    Born in Camarillo, California
    Identical twin tennis players
    Together won (through the end of 2011) 11 Grand Slam doubles titles: five Australian Opens (2006-07,2009-11), three US Opens (2005,2008,2010), two Wimbledons (2006,2011) and one French Open (2003)
    In mixed doubles, Bob won four US Opens (2003-04,2006,2010), two French Opens (2008-09) and one Wimbledon (2008)
    In mixed doubles, Mike won one US Open (2002) and one French Open (2003)
    Named ATP Team of the Decade for 2000-09
    Bob plays left-handed, Mike plays right-handed

Why they might be annoying:

    They are nicknamed the Wonder Twins (as in the Super Friends characters).
    They celebrate winning points with chest bumping.
    During one French Open, they superstitiously ate at the same Chinese restaurant 21 straight nights. ('The food was so bad.... By the end, we lost like 15 pounds because we weren't even eating.')
    Mike was fined $10,000 for unsportsmanlike conduct after the brothers' first-round loss in the US Open (2011).
    They formed the Bryan Boys Band.

Why they might not be annoying:

    They were banned from watching TV growing up.
    When they tried to sneak in more than the one hour a day of videogames that they were allowed, their father threw their Nintendo off a cliff.
    They have been mainstays of the US Davis Cup team.
    They took part in the Let's Move campaign against childhood obesity.
    They broke John McEnroe's record for most weeks at #1 in men's doubles with their 271st week (December 12, 2011).

Credit: C. Fishel


Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
    In 2020, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
    In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
    In 2018, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
    In 2017, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2015, Out of 5 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
    In 2014, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
    In 2013, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
    In 2012, Out of 21 Votes: 71.43% Annoying