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Matt Carpenter

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Baseball Player

The Resume

Why he might be annoying:

    He tore a ligament in his arm while throwing a baseball in college, which earned him a two year medical redshirt as a result.
    He missed out on being a member of the Cardinals World Series championship team, as a result of being left off the playoff roster.
    He lacked off-field discipline, which was in stark contrast to his on-field one.
    He was unable to replicate the numbers he posted in his Silver Slugger Award winning season.
    He sported a porn star mustache during his tenure with the Yankees.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He was a versatile player, as he was able to play all the infield positions seamlessly.
    He was the first known position player to undergo Tommy John surgery.
    He set new TCU school records for career games played and career at-bats.
    He was the first Cardinal to win the Silver Slugger Award as a second baseman.
    He exceeded expectations after signing a minor-league deal with the Yankees a month into the 2022 season earning a full-time roster spot in the process.

Credit: Eddie Burphy


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Year In Review:

    In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 9 Votes: 33.33% Annoying