Gallery of the Absurd

Historical Computers

Parody website skewering celebrity culture with tabloid-style portraits * Missing: Barron Hilton II * Erich Jarvis * Martin Rees * Shauna Sand * Candy Spelling * Giorgio Tsoukalos * Winnie the Pooh * Stephen Wolfram

Vote Ranking  

1

Pete Doherty

Musician

100% (6 of 6 votes)

2

Carrot Top

Comedian

100% (32 of 32 votes)

3

Dustin Diamond

Actor

100% (1 of 1 votes)

4

Tommy Lee

Musician

100% (1 of 1 votes)

5

Dalai Lama

Religious Figure

100% (1 of 1 votes)

6

Janice Dickinson

Model

100% (7 of 7 votes)

7

Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner

Athlete

100% (346 of 346 votes)

8

Pedro Almodovar

Filmmaker

100% (1 of 1 votes)

9

Lynne Spears

Celebrity's Relative

100% (1 of 1 votes)

10

Brandon Davis

Heir

100% (2 of 2 votes)

11

Dina Lohan

Celebrity's Relative

100% (1 of 1 votes)

12

Ray-J

Vocalist

100% (5 of 5 votes)

13

Spencer Pratt

TV Personality

100% (5 of 5 votes)

14

Paula Deen

Chef

100% (9 of 9 votes)

15

Fred Durst

Vocalist

90.0% (9 of 10 votes)

16

Tara Reid

Actress

85.71% (6 of 7 votes)

17

Kimberly Stewart

Socialite

83.33% (10 of 12 votes)

18

Heidi Montag

TV Personality

78.22% (79 of 101 votes)

19

Jennifer Lopez

Vocalist

76.66% (1619 of 2112 votes)

20

Paris Hilton

Heiress

76.61% (1808 of 2360 votes)

21

Jay-Z

Vocalist

76.43% (2341 of 3063 votes)

22

Alec Baldwin

Actor

75.71% (53 of 70 votes)

23

John Travolta

Actor

75.00% (3 of 4 votes)

24

David Beckham

Soccer Player

75.00% (51 of 68 votes)

25

Kirstie Alley

Actress

72.14% (101 of 140 votes)

26

Jack Nicholson

Actor

71.74% (66 of 92 votes)

27

Miley Cyrus

Actress

71.56% (1882 of 2630 votes)

28

Lara Flynn Boyle

Actress

71.43% (10 of 14 votes)

29

Tila Tequila

Model

71.05% (503 of 708 votes)

30

Tom Cruise

Actor

70.42% (200 of 284 votes)

31

Nicole Richie

TV Reality Show Contestant

70.18% (40 of 57 votes)

32

Kim Kardashian

Socialite

69.33% (260 of 375 votes)

33

Rod Stewart

Vocalist

69.18% (110 of 159 votes)

34

Courtney Love

Vocalist

68.97% (40 of 58 votes)

35

Satan

Oddity

68.94% (91 of 132 votes)

36

Melania Knauss Trump

Celebrity's Relative

68.54% (281 of 410 votes)

37

Stephen Hawking

Scientist

68.29% (112 of 164 votes)

38

Jessica Simpson

Vocalist

68.24% (58 of 85 votes)

39

Kris Jenner

Socialite

67.30% (142 of 211 votes)

40

Joan Rivers

Comedienne

65.47% (91 of 139 votes)

41

Khloe Kardashian

Celebrity's Relative

64.93% (87 of 134 votes)

42

Kanye West

Vocalist

62.71% (412 of 657 votes)

43

Renee Zellweger

Actress

62.50% (5 of 8 votes)

44

Lindsay Lohan

Actress

62.07% (36 of 58 votes)

45

David Gest

Producer

60.87% (70 of 115 votes)

46

Barack Obama

U.S. President

60.25% (1114 of 1849 votes)

47

Bjork (Guomundsdottir)

Vocalist

60.0% (15 of 25 votes)

48

Britney Spears

Vocalist

58.41% (198 of 339 votes)

49

Gary Busey

Actor

58.33% (7 of 12 votes)

50

Donald Trump

U.S. President

57.11% (4140 of 7249 votes)

51

Harry Reid

U.S. Senator

55.56% (5 of 9 votes)

52

Angelina Jolie

Actress

55.46% (66 of 119 votes)

53

Elisabeth Hasselbeck

TV Reality Show Contestant

53.95% (41 of 76 votes)

54

Joe Biden

U.S. President

51.77% (15032 of 29037 votes)

55

Tiger Woods

Golfer

51.22% (21 of 41 votes)

56

Katie Holmes

Actress

50.0% (11 of 22 votes)

57

Elin Nordegren

Model

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

58

Thomas Kinkade

Artist

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

59

Giada De Laurentiis

Chef

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

60

Jane Goodall

Animal Expert

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

61

Chris Crocker

Internet Personality

50.0% (5 of 10 votes)

62

Guy Fieri

Chef

50.0% (1 of 2 votes)

63

Betty White

Actress

49.58% (237 of 478 votes)

64

Amy Winehouse

Vocalist

48.28% (14 of 29 votes)

65

Kelly Osbourne

TV Reality Show Contestant

44.44% (4 of 9 votes)

66

Sarah Palin

Politician

43.76% (6271 of 14330 votes)

67

Pamela Anderson

Playmate

43.75% (14 of 32 votes)

68

Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen

Actresses

42.37% (25 of 59 votes)

69

Victoria Beckham

Vocalist

42.18% (124 of 294 votes)

70

Marc Anthony

Vocalist

41.07% (23 of 56 votes)

71

Mischa Barton

Actress

40.74% (11 of 27 votes)

72

Brad Pitt

Actor

39.34% (24 of 61 votes)

73

Rachael Ray

Chef

39.02% (16 of 41 votes)

74

Diddy (Sean Combs)

Vocalist

38.00% (19 of 50 votes)

75

Mel Gibson

Actor

37.50% (6 of 16 votes)

76

Madonna (Ciccone)

Vocalist

37.04% (40 of 108 votes)

77

John McCain

U.S. Senator

35.59% (21 of 59 votes)

78

Nancy Pelosi

U.S. Congressman

35.21% (468 of 1329 votes)

79

Star Jones

TV Personality

33.33% (68 of 204 votes)

80

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Actor

32.20% (19 of 59 votes)

81

Lily Allen

Vocalist

32.00% (48 of 150 votes)

82

Ted Kennedy

U.S. Senator

32.00% (176 of 550 votes)

83

Ryan Gosling

Actor

31.58% (6 of 19 votes)

84

Lucy Liu

Actress

25.23% (27 of 107 votes)

85

Sylvester Stallone

Actor

5.71% (2 of 35 votes)

86

LeAnn Rimes

Vocalist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

87

Andy Warhol

Artist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

88

Antonio Banderas

Actor

0% (0 of 1 votes)

89

Carlos Leon

Fitness Expert

0% (0 of 0 votes)

90

Maddox Jolie-Pitt

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 0 votes)

91

Egon Schiele

Artist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

92

Gordon Ramsay

Chef

0% (0 of 0 votes)

93

Tori Spelling

Actress

0% (0 of 0 votes)

94

Mario Batali

Chef

0% (0 of 0 votes)

95

Penelope Cruz

Actress

0% (0 of 0 votes)

96

George Clooney

Actor

0% (0 of 5 votes)

97

Vince Vaughn

Actor

0% (0 of 0 votes)

98

Bela Lugosi

Actor

0% (0 of 0 votes)

99

Henri Marie Raymond de Toulouse-Lautrec

Artist

0% (0 of 0 votes)

100

Jude Law

Actor

0% (0 of 11 votes)

101

Verne Troyer

Actor

0% (0 of 1 votes)

102

Karl Lagerfeld

Designer

0% (0 of 0 votes)

103

John Mayer

Musician

0% (0 of 0 votes)

104

Clay Aiken

Vocalist

0% (0 of 6 votes)

105

Salvador Dali

Artist

0% (0 of 5 votes)

106

Richie Sambora

Musician

0% (0 of 1 votes)

107

Keira Knightley

Actress

0% (0 of 6 votes)

108

Tom Waits

Musician

0% (0 of 1 votes)

109

Ina Garten

Chef

0% (0 of 1 votes)

110

Kathy Hilton

Socialite

0% (0 of 0 votes)

111

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 0 votes)

112

Rod Serling

Author

0% (0 of 0 votes)

113

Lisa and Louise Burns

Actresses

0% (0 of 0 votes)

114

Suri Cruise

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 3 votes)

115

Joe Simpson

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 0 votes)

116

Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 3 votes)

117

Nadya Suleman

Oddity

0% (0 of 0 votes)

118

Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt

Celebrity's Relative

0% (0 of 0 votes)