The Resume

(December 17, 1964- )
Born in Niagara Falls, Ontario, Canada
Drafted 67th overall by the Pittsburgh Penguins in the 1983 NHL Entry Draft
Goaltender for the Pittsburgh Penguins (1987-92) and the Hartford Whalers (1992-94)

Why he might be annoying:

He sported a mullet and a porn star moustache.
He was used in a platoon role during the entirety of his time with the Penguins.
He left the NHL for good, after he was unable to land a roster spot with the Islanders.
He couldn’t handle the workload of being a starter when he got traded to Hartford.
He had a penchant for allowing soft goals during his career.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is of Italian descent.
He is a cousin-once removed of NHL defenseman Alex Pietrangelo.
He overcame trauma of being sexually abused by his goaltending coach at the University of Minnesota.
His acrobatic save on Peter Stastny in Game 6 of the 1991 Stanley Cup Quarterfinals was considered the play that defined the Penguins playoff run.
He was a member of the Penguins first Stanley Cup championship team (1991).

Credit: Eddie Burphy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Carolina Hurricanes
• Celebrities Born on the Same Date [December] (Ranked: 12171964)
• Eddie Burphy's Profiles [Series 06]
• Goatees
• I Attended University of Minnesota
• I Come from Canada
• Ice Hockey Players
• Look at Me, I'm a Helmet Head
• Mullets
• Mustaches
• NHL Goaltenders
• Pittsburgh Penguins
• Profiles 56501-56750 (Ranked: 56710)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying