The Resume

(circa 1958- )
Born in Lisbon, Portugal
Raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Mother of Jordana Brewster

Why she might be annoying:

She dropped out of college to model.
She thought 'black magic' may have helped her land the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover.
She turned down a movie role, which eventually went to Sonia Braga, because of nudity.

Why she might not be annoying:

In 1976, Brazilian Vogue declared her 'Model of the Year.'
She remained the face (and body) of Brazilian tourism for over a decade.
As a citizen of Rio, she's said to exemplify a Carioca's 'sensualidade'--black hair, dark eyes, and voluptuous figure.

Credit: Black Chic

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BC/Black Chic's Profiles [Series 09]
• Cariocas - I am from Rio De Janeiro
• College Drop Outs
• Fat Bottom Girls
• I am Brazilian
• I Married in 1978
• Look at Me, I'm on the Cover of Sports Illustrated
• Look at Me, I'm Wet
• Look at My Magazine Cover
• Profiles 25751-26000 (Ranked: 25774)
• Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Models (Ranked: 1978)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 9 Votes: 44.44% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 17 Votes: 29.41% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 4 Votes: 25.00% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 13 Votes: 46.15% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 11 Votes: 45.45% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 11 Votes: 36.36% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 25 Votes: 52.00% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 32 Votes: 53.12% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 32 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 28 Votes: 53.57% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 89 Votes: 37.08% Annoying