The Resume

(January 24, 1905-August 4, 1995)
Multi-millionaire oil tycoon
Husband of Anna Nicole Smith.

Why he might be annoying:

He was a lawyer.
At 89, he married 26-year old Anna Nicole Smith.

Why he might not be annoying:

He is a self-made billionaire.
His first marriage lasted 30 years and ended with his wife's death.
He graduated Yale in 1931, Magna Cum Laude.
He made Anna Nicole Smith a very rich woman after he died.

Credit: BattyX3

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• BattyX3's Profiles [Series 02]
• Chrome Domes and Cue Balls
• E!'s 101 Juiciest Hollywood Hookups [2003, 26-50] (Ranked: 45)
• E!'s 101 Most Shocking Moments in Entertainment [2003] (Ranked: 51)
• I am Known by My Initials
• I Attended George [Newton, Pennsylvania]
• I Attended Yale
• I Claimed to Be Anna Nicole Smith's Baby Daddy
• I Died in 1995 (Ranked: 90)
• I Married a Playmate
• I Married in 1994
• Liver Spots
• Look at Me, I'm Smooching
• My Spouse is at Least Ten Years Younger than Me
• Profiles 5001-5250 (Ranked: 5066)

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 19 Votes: 84.21% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 10 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 2 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 4 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 15 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 30 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 11 Votes: 63.64% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 17 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 27 Votes: 66.67% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 37 Votes: 67.57% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 41 Votes: 70.73% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 122 Votes: 72.13% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 142 Votes: 73.24% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 250 Votes: 67.60% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 309 Votes: 68.61% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 624 Votes: 68.59% Annoying
In 2002, Out of 712 Votes: 76.26% Annoying