The Resume

(March 6, 1971- )
Birth name is Sean Morley
Former WWF Intercontinental Champion, European Champion, and Tag Team Champion
Known as Chief Morley when he was WWF Chief of Staff

Why he might be annoying:

His acts like a former porn star.
His nickname is The Big Valbowski.
He continually gives sexual references that are tired one-liners.
His finisher is called ‘The Money Shot’ and yes, that’s a sexual reference too.
He’s done storylines that involved him sleeping with men’s wives, one of which led to him being ‘castrated.'
The week after being ‘castrated,’ he did a bit with John Wayne Bobbitt.
After a while, the gimmick got stale and he’s been lost in the shuffle for a while.
The gimmick and the names are outdated, but it still keeps coming back from time to time.
He tried ditching the porn star gimmick, but that led to even less fanfare.

Why he might not be annoying:

He wrestled in England, Puerto Rico, Mexico, Canada and Japan, so he has experience in all types of wrestling.
He started out as a heel, but due to his popularity, they changed him into a face.
He has a great top-rope splash.
He can speak Spanish perfectly from his days of wrestling in Mexico and has done promos in Spanish.
His stint as ‘Chief of Staff’ showcased his speaking skills and it went over pretty well.
He always gets a good reaction from the female audience.

Credit: Reo Rogerz

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Amateur Wrestlers
• Canadian Wrestlers
• I Come from Canada
• I Lost at Wrestlemania XV [March 28, 1999]
• I Lost at Wrestlemania XVII [April 1, 2001]
• I Portrayed a Porn Star
• I Probably Banged Missy Hyatt
• Last Names that Rhyme with Dirty Words
• Look at Me, I'm Wrapped in a Towel
• Look at My Man Boobs
• Missy Hyatt Doesn't Like Me
• Pro Wrestlers [Male]
• Profiles 8001-8250 (Ranked: 8068)
• Redheads - Male
• Reo Rogerz's Profiles [Series 1]
• WWE European Champs
• WWE Intercontinental Champs
• WWE Tag Team Champs

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 13 Votes: 61.54% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 18 Votes: 38.89% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 8 Votes: 87.50% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 38 Votes: 34.21% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 20 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 16 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 1 Votes: 100% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 12 Votes: 75.00% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 419 Votes: 51.31% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 69 Votes: 65.22% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 16 Votes: 56.25% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 17 Votes: 52.94% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 60 Votes: 65.00% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 41 Votes: 41.46% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 54 Votes: 55.56% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 108 Votes: 58.33% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 191 Votes: 72.77% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 403 Votes: 69.48% Annoying
In 2004, Out of 475 Votes: 70.11% Annoying
In 2003, Out of 503 Votes: 64.21% Annoying