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Dustin Johnson

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Golfer

The Resume

    (June 22, 1984- )
    Born in Columbia, South Carolina
    WGC Champion (2013)
    WGC Championship winner (2015, 2017, 2019)
    WGC Invitational champion (2016)
    WGC Match Play champion (2017)
    U.S. Open winner (2016)
    Masters Tournament winner (2020)
    PGA Tour FedEx Cup winner (2020)

Why he might be annoying:

    He looks like an Aaron Rodgers clone.
    He missed two months of the 2012 season as a result of a back injury he sustained at home.
    He took a leave from the PGA after it was revealed he was abusing cocaine (2014).
    He injured his back after he fell down a flight of stairs, which causes him to miss the 2017 Masters Tournament altogether.
    He got into a fight with fellow golfer Brooks Koepka after the 2018 Masters, which was reported to be bad enough that both men had to be separated from each other.
    He fathered both his sons out of wedlock.

Why he might not be annoying:

    He majored in sports management at Coastal Carolina University.
    He is the first golfer to win all four of the World Golf Championships major events.
    He is the third golfer in PGA history to win a tour title in his first 13 seasons.
    He and PGA officials clarified he voluntarily left the tour and wasn't suspended in light of his cocaine use.
    He is engaged to Paulina Gretzky, which in turn makes him Wayne Gretzky's son-in-law and Walter Gretzky's grandson-in-law.

Credit: Ricky


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    In 2023, Out of 1 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2022, Out of 5 Votes: 0% Annoying
    In 2021, Out of 4 Votes: 100% Annoying