The Resume

(June 15, 1767-December 22, 1828)
Married to President Jackson

Why she might be annoying:

Once known for her beauty, she ballooned in size as her husband progressed in his career.
She rather unfortunately picked a very skinny husband, which only made her weight problems funnier.
She had terrible grammar and spelling.
She married Andrew Jackson before the divorce of her first marriage was finalized.
As a result, she was hounded over charges of bigamy her entire life.
She knew the Bible and very little else.

Why she might not be annoying:

She grew up on the frontier.
Her first husband was intensely jealous and might have slugged her.
She was pushed into a reclusive lifestyle because of the bigamy rumors.
Other women of high society looked down on her.
She died before she could become First Lady.

Credit: Captain Howdy

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• Bigamists/Polygamists
• Captain Howdy's Profiles [Series 4]
• I Gained a Lot of Weight/Fame Adds Pounds
• Look at Me, My Picture Is Art
• Masturbatory Names
• Profiles 15501-15750 (Ranked: 15683)
• U.S. First Ladies (Ranked: 7)
• U.S. Presidential Wives who Were Not the First Lady
• Women who Might Have Slept with the President

Year In Review:

In 2023, Out of 3 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 2 Votes: 0% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 24 Votes: 41.67% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 4 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 72 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 11 Votes: 72.73% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 10 Votes: 80.0% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 6 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 10 Votes: 60.0% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 14 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 14 Votes: 57.14% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 30 Votes: 43.33% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 71 Votes: 40.85% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 28 Votes: 64.29% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 110 Votes: 49.09% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 102 Votes: 56.86% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 54 Votes: 51.85% Annoying