The Resume

(March 11, 1955- )
Birth name is Nina Catharina Hagen
Nicknamed the 'Mother of Punk'

Why she might be annoying:

She dropped out of school in 10th grade to join a punk band.
On the Austrian talk show, Club 2, she simulated masturbation (1980s).
Her teeth are jacked up.
She has 2 out-of-wedlock children from different fathers.
While pregnant with her daughter Cosma Shiva, she witnessed a UFO landing.
She named her son 'Otis.'
PeTA is one of her pet causes.
She is described as 'crazy.'

Why she might not be annoying:

She is a legend in the punk scene.
Her parents divorced when she was 2.
At 13, she was already an opera singer.
She donates to numerous charities, including child victims of war, AIDS and outlawing female genital mutilation.
Her daughter, Cosma Shiva Hagen, is one of Germany's rising starlets.

Credit: BC

Featured in the following Annoying Collections:

• All My Babies Have Different Daddies
• BC/Black Chic's Profiles [Series 01]
• Bee Stung Lips
• Born in Berlin, Germany
• Courtney Love Look-alikes
• Eye Make-up Fiends
• FHM-Germany's 100 Unsexiest Women [2003] (Ranked: 13)
• FHM-Germany's 100 Unsexiest Women [2004] (Ranked: 41)
• FHM-Germany's 100 Unsexiest Women [2005] (Ranked: 30)
• FHM-Germany's 100 Unsexiest Women [2006] (Ranked: 25)
• FHM-Germany's 100 Unsexiest Women [2007] (Ranked: 59)
• FHM-Germany's 100 Unsexiest Women [2008] (Ranked: 11)
• FHM-Germany's 100 Unsexiest Women [2009] (Ranked: 56)
• I Covered 'My Way'
• I Did Not Graduate High School [F-I]
• I Gave My Kid a Ridiculous Name
• I Mothered Children Out of Wedlock
• I Performed with Lemmy
• I Sing About New York
• Joker Faces/Huge Grins
• Nobody Told Me I'm Old
• Profiles 14251-14500 (Ranked: 14410)
• Punk Rockers
• Rock Chicks
• Snaggle Tooth

Year In Review:

For 2024, as of last weekly ranking, Out of 25 Votes: 84.00% Annoying
In 2023, Out of 353 Votes: 41.93% Annoying
In 2022, Out of 9 Votes: 33.33% Annoying
In 2021, Out of 16 Votes: 68.75% Annoying
In 2020, Out of 9 Votes: 22.22% Annoying
In 2019, Out of 8 Votes: 50.0% Annoying
In 2018, Out of 10 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2017, Out of 5 Votes: 40.0% Annoying
In 2016, Out of 7 Votes: 85.71% Annoying
In 2015, Out of 17 Votes: 58.82% Annoying
In 2014, Out of 73 Votes: 45.21% Annoying
In 2013, Out of 74 Votes: 64.86% Annoying
In 2012, Out of 16 Votes: 43.75% Annoying
In 2011, Out of 32 Votes: 62.50% Annoying
In 2010, Out of 36 Votes: 52.78% Annoying
In 2009, Out of 54 Votes: 48.15% Annoying
In 2008, Out of 121 Votes: 49.59% Annoying
In 2007, Out of 142 Votes: 57.04% Annoying
In 2006, Out of 951 Votes: 41.64% Annoying
In 2005, Out of 217 Votes: 62.67% Annoying